The best and worst thing about Facebook is that everyone has one. That inevitably makes it a hotbed for not-so-profound thoughts and shortsighted accusations going public, and even getting immortalized. Here we have just a small collection of some of the awesomeness that can be found in its practically-permanent records. And by “awesome” I actually mean… face-palm-inducing. Try not to lose faith in all of humanity — hint: laughing helps.
You know, laughing at these isn’t even as guilt-inducing as Internet memes because, well, these folks penned these absurdities all on their own. Please enjoy our collection, and view the whole spread at Buzzfeed.












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*sigh*
lol
rose / 795 posts
Oh my god.
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BAHAHAHA this cracks me up
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I worry for this generation, I really do.
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hahahahahaha ohhh my god. Some people are so fucking retarded it makes me embarrassed to be a human.
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Too bad there isn’t a cure for DUMBASS!
orchid / 211 posts
For the poster who posted “Facebook is a disease…and everyone is addicted” and the person who replied with, “people don’t get addicted to diseases”, I would just like to point out that people claim alcoholism is a disease, and people get addicted to alcohol.
And maybe I’ve been living under a rock, but what does the “SOAP” one mean anyway?
hydrangea / 56 posts
Haha. I love these. XD I worry about the next generation too, but if they keep me laughing like this I say keep at it.
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@AngelAsh_86@xanga - SOPA. beautiful irony.
sunflower / 286 posts
LOL
ranunculus / 3285 posts
@daydreams_nightmares@xanga - I concur.
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Dumb people have always been around, but I swear they used to be nice or humble and open to learning…something about the internet has inspired them to think they are so, so smart and witty.
orchid / 211 posts
@WritingPassion@xanga - Oh, ok. Lol. Thanks!
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I love reading the FB statuses people post online. So. Hilarious. The ones with incorrect grammar and spelling are the best!
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lmao Thanks, that gave some nice laugh!s!
Justin
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I’m a radio.
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the journey one made me snort. it was unladylike.
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LOL.
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It used to be that if you said something stupid, it lived and died in a second. Now? Immortal. Sort of blows the mind…that people have no problem with their ignorance hanging out there like dirty underwear.
sunflower / 332 posts
@daydreams_nightmares@xanga - I’m worried as well, because so far, the way we’re thinking isn’t really enlightened…
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@Orlei@xanga - I know :-/ people seem to think that because it’s funny it’s okay, but these are the kids that are going to be running the country in twenty or thirty years. That’s not funny, that’s terrifying.
rose / 786 posts
I’m just really worried about this generation! So much stupidity in such small posts….
cherry blossom / 31 posts
@AngelAsh_86@xanga - alcoholism (being addicted to alcohol) is called a disease…people aren’t addicted to alcoholism. they are not addicted to being addicted to alcohol.
rose / 834 posts
Fuck I LOVE the one where the kid gave the phone number for the police department, stupid kids and their drugs
tulip / 12 posts
Yes these are really Hilarious Facebook status ideas.
sunflower / 332 posts
@daydreams_nightmares@xanga -
I fear the future now…
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Hahah. People these days…
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Some of these are funny. Some of these are sad. Some of these are both. I enjoyed reading them overall.
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I really do worry about this generation!
(it makes me think that Idiocracy may actually come true)
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I had a Sheldon moment – it makes me sad when other people are so stupid.
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@x0_electric_kiss@xanga - Haha. Me too!
rose / 980 posts
Haha The weekends one got me.
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I’m particularly fond of the duckface one. It sums up people on social networking sites rather nicely.
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*sigh* we are not going to make a cure for AIDS or Autism are we? :^(
dahlia / 2942 posts
hahaha
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Eat poop. Heehee.
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I agree. FUCK SOAP. That shit is straight up unconstitutional.