The best and worst thing about Facebook is that everyone has one. That inevitably makes it a hotbed for not-so-profound thoughts and shortsighted accusations going public, and even getting immortalized. Here we have just a small collection of some of the awesomeness that can be found in its practically-permanent records. And by "awesome" I actually mean... face-palm-inducing. Try not to lose faith in all of humanity — hint: laughing helps

You know, laughing at these isn't even as guilt-inducing as Internet memes because, well, these folks penned these absurdities all on their own. Please enjoy our collection, and view the whole spread at Buzzfeed.