A little tribute to the lady who made it acceptable to be an adorably neurotic woman with amazing nails, an indie-rock ex-husband, a 1:1 bang to face ratio.
Zooey, you’re adorable and you get keep getting more adorable. Not everyone loves your over-the-top quirkiness, but no one can deny that you are one stylish babe.
Thank you for bringing the bangs I’ve had since I was 5-years-old back into style, I really appreciate that. You’re the coolest.
Oh, and I forgive you for that time you tried to go blonde. It really wasn’t all that bad; I just like your hair dark.