Here it is folks: The Cheese Burger Crust Pizza. Honestly, it’s not so surprising that this product exists — the Doritos taco shell saw to that — but what is surprising is that it doesn’t exist in America, land of the hungry, home of the fat. The cheeseburger crown-crust pizza is only available at Pizza Huts in the Middle East…unfortunately? Check out the appetizing(?) commercial after the cut.
Nutritional facts haven’t been released, but I can’t even imagine the calorie count on something like this. Apparently there’s a “lighter” version of this pizza that has chicken patties instead… slathered in a different variety of toppings and sauces. On the other hand, can it really be called a pizza? Or is this some new super-beast created by evil geniuses to make us fat and complacent while they take over the world…?
Still it amazes me that the not-so-over-the-top folks in the Middle East (let’s face it, Americans tip the obesity scales worldwide by a huge margin) were the first to jump on this epic new food group. America, I thought you were serious about having the hardest arteries around? What gives?
Okay but all joking aside, this is terrifying to me.
Would you ever order a pizza with cheeseburgers in the crust?
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I had to google this to make sure it was real.
Some of these fast food restaurants need to come up with punchcards. Every 5 pizzas and you get 50% off your cholesterol and high blood pressure medications.
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@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - and 10% off your life expectancy
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Time to pack my bags and defibrillator
sunflower / 321 posts
@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - that was my first reaction, too. i was like “ha ha internet.”
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this is why america has such a high obesity percentage…..
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This is just disgusting. I mean, when I think of all the people who have had to sign this decision and were like “yeah, that could work” I just kind of lose hope in humanity.
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@BaBeEeE_pUcCa@xanga - This isn’t in America.
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@BaBeEeE_pUcCa@xanga - So does Mexico, Austrailia, Canada… But yeah, America does have a pretty big one, but someone said it wasn’t in America.. Idk..
This doesn’t look too…. appitizing to me… I’d rather try the hot dog crust
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@emptyabyss@xanga - ohhh it’s only in the middle east!! hahha woops i didn’t read the entire blog! just saw the video and assumed it was american hahaha
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Well, there goes my appetite
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And this is why Qatar is now the fattest country in the world.
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that doesn’t looks very appetizing x_x
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Yummo. That looks tasty to me.
I’d never be able to eat it but it looks good.
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wow .. this is something to try,,, quite creative!
dahlia / 2942 posts
japan’s been there, done that. they put all kinds of weird stuff. chicken wings, hot dogs, burger patties…http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/Hamburger_pizza.jpg
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looks and sounds good to me, especially the chicken ones
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My initial reaction is: why?
A cheeseburger in pizza form, I would assume, would be messier and more difficult to eat than a regular hamburger. I’d still try it just to see how it tastes and all that though.