I know I should want to say things like, “Can’t Courtney Stodden just go away?” and, “Why is the media giving her all this attention?”. But I honestly just can’t. Sorry. Because, while things like this “sexy tomato” video do make me confused, disturbed and a little grossed out, they’re just so darn entertaining. Human beings love a spectacle, and Courtney is a walking definition of the term.
Watch her strange video after the cut, and then try and tell me you’re not weirdly entertained on some level.
Her face is… mesmerizing. How does it look like that? And make those expressions? Also, I’m not sure I’ve ever heard Stodden speak before, but I’m not surprised by how she sounds. Thankfully she is still a teenager, and has her twenties to undo her current mistakes (like we all do). [via Buzzfeed]
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I don’t understand how this is a mistake. She’s advocating a healthy lifestyle…
The only mistake I see is making fun of a teenage girl.
rose / 960 posts
isn’t she still under 18?
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I see nothing wrong with her voice. Her voice sounds similar to mine. She is a teenager. All teenagers are oversexed and hormonal. The difference is she has the public eye on her every move.
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I feel like this was a commercial lmao why would she promote vegetables if she isn’t getting paid for it !
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Who is this and why should I care?
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She is a very uncomfortable shade of bronze.
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The fuck?…..
Also, oompa loompa?
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Funny. I was just watching her over the weekend.
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This broad looks horrible. And the video is not entertaining, funny, or clever.
In short, she’s beyond vapid, and watching her makes me cringe in disgust.
There goes a minute of my life.
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Lovelyish dedicates wayyy too much time to this chick.
daffodil / 1525 posts
seriously is she paying you guys?
orchid / 160 posts
she cracks me up and makes me cringe at the same time
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shhh… maybe if we stop talking about her she’ll go away…
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I have never heard of her.
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God damn, she looks more mangled every time I see her.
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I wonder what she look’s like without makeup… She’s probably an adorable girl under the makeup….
Women are so harsh making fun of this chick… She’s just kid people. If you don’t want to look at her stop clicking things with her name.
sunflower / 353 posts
I wouldn’t give her a pass for being “just a teenager.” Obviously she and her parents think she’s mature enough to marry someone as old enough as her dad, as well as find it appropriate to dress the way she does. If she can do that, then she’d better well be ready to accept the criticism and scorn from the public.
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She just looks…kind of…gross. If she wasn’t so fake-tanned and was wearing less spackle on her face, she would probably be hot. Instead she kind of looks like a baby prostitute. Perhaps she will snap out of it. I know I’m a waaaaaaaaaaay different person than I was when I was 17, so maybe she will change.
rose / 802 posts
Why has she developed this weird & unnecessary lisp that she seems to think is sexy?
sunflower / 321 posts
upsetting.
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omg she’s only 17 right??? wow but she should love her body more and stop making it orange and not be talking like that because she is still basically a kid. god people should not have sex until 18 at least. i don’t care if i sound old or not.
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What the fuck did I just watch?! THAT’S a teenager?! Jesus..hate to see when she hits her middle 20s then…eeech! Look, I get it. She’s advocating veggies & a healthy lifestyle..by promoting sex basically. Look at her outfit, are her tits even real?! lol. & of course, look at the ‘sexier’ tomato..it has a dick. Like, I understand ‘sex sells’ & could be used to promote..eating healthier..? but was it really needed for her to showcase a tomato with a penis?? Or even say “you’ll have better sex if your a vegetarian or eat veggies” or whatever?? <– which by the way, not true. I have had some mind blowing passionate sex with meat eaters LOL. Also, all you people saying “She’s just a teenager, a little girl etc etc, so we shouldn’t be so harsh on her” Uhm..about that..she’s dressing in outfits that are completely sexual, making vegetables into a sexual thing AND she’s gobbed on so much fake make-up, a tan that would put a bronze statue to shame & most likely fake hair extensions. Yet she’s what? only seventeen? but can clearly pass for being in her middle or even late 20s. I am aware that a lot of teens have sex & do whatever..but she’s just a kid [as so many have already pointed out] so why is she in a hurry to be a sexualized older version of herself? Furthermore, where are her parents?! There’s no need for this type of stuff to make you eat your veggies. Sex may sell..but it shouldn’t be coming from a little seventeen year old girl.
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Could someone please tell me who Courtney Stodden is?
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Tomatoes are fruits.
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@janusfiles@xanga - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBSFrKJR4JQ
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She’s famous because she’s seventeen and married a man a little over 3 times her age. and her parents approved it.
dahlia / 2942 posts
i would like to point out something that is very overlooked…..that bracelet thing on her upper arm. is that the kind that you wear in the summertime to get a temporary tattoo? i like those
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omg she’s only 17 isn’t she?!?! that is ridiculous. i can’t believe she is getting this much attention either…
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If that’s all it takes for her to think it’s sexy…lots of little men will be rejoicing.
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stop talking about her! oh my god. lovelyish should ban her. forever.
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hahaha what the fuck
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Isn’t she like 17? Her face looks like a 30 year old who has had too much surgery.
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@Erika_Steele@xanga - That’s when happens when mommy and daddy buy you double d’s for Christmas and let you marry an middle-aged actor.
daisy / 522 posts
what. did i just watch.