It’s been said that Courtney Stodden‘s ultimate dream — now that she’s knocked out getting married, pledging allegiance to PETA, and being generally ridiculous — is to model for Playboy. While we’re not sure if old Hef would touch that with a ten foot pole, Stodden wasn’t going to let a golden opportunity like Easter pass her by without channeling her inner “bunny.” Take a look.
Stodden is still only 17 (somewhere under all that iridescent lipliner) until August 29 of this year, so she still has time to practice. But it appears she’s willing to not only model, but also art-direct her own shoots. She’s seen here hunting for eggs in the engine of a Jeep (obviously?), and romping in the woods with her PETA-protected animal pals. (In some pictures you can see a bag of some PETA-brand vegan noms.) Although this appears to be a nod at her potential future as a centerfold, it’s definitely not the first time Stodden has taken seasonal inspiration into consideration for her DIY photo shoots. She was reportedly booted from a pumpkin patch last October for arriving too scantily clad. Oh, Courtney.
Check out the more from the shoot in the gallery.
What do you think of Courtney’s aspirations to be a Playboy bunny? Do you think Playboy would associate themselves with her?
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the question I should be asking myself is why do I always open these links. She looks like she just pushes the envelop of skankiness for Playboy she doesn’t quite need to be booted to Penthouse or Hustler. She wouldn’t be a Playboy centerfold, but she could do some pictures.
daisy / 597 posts
That’s really sickening…
Creative… but sickening
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I never thought I would EVER say this, but…she actually looks almost too fake for Playboy. Is that even possible in the known universe?? It appears to be. If she wasn’t so orange-colored and if she would lay off of the frosted pink 80s lipstick, she might have a snowball’s chance in hell. But right now she just looks overly aged. She reminds me of a truck stop waitress. Yuck.
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Why do ya’ll keep showing us child porn? Can’t be legal. Even though she looks 40. =/
daffodil / 1615 posts
She’s as orange as the carrot she’s eating/blowing
daffodil / 1525 posts
I’m really confused. These pictures aren’t really sexy, they seem too…fake?
sunflower / 397 posts
That girl’s my age and THIS is what she’s doing with her life? /:
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People should stop making fun of her, she’s only 17.
guest
She’s 17?!
rose / 980 posts
@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - I don’t know if you’re serious or not, but that comment cracked me up!
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uuuf, she’s an ugly 17 year old. look at her hands in the first pic, fake tan… obviously fake boobs, i’m sure she’s got some botox going on there, and her face is way too mature to be 17. She’s more like late late 20′s early 30′s. Beyond any of that, her face is just not pretty. and that bleached blonde hair looks bad. It’s sooooooo cliche… be pretty like selena gomez, she’s an actual natural beauty and she doesn’t need to bend over doggie style for men to notice her. This girl is just nasty.
Seriously though, its a huge pet peeve of mine when natural blondes mess with their hair to make it more blonde. It rarely turns out well. It doesn’t match your skin tone and it looks fake. Natural is pretty. fake turns out ugly.
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@ask_ashleyyy@xanga - LOL!
I don’t know…maybe Playboy will allow her to model for them if she allows them to give her a make-under…and when she turns 18. She strikes me a female who tries just a little too hard. I think she would benefit from darker hair, less bronze skin, lipstick darker than her skin and a dash of class.
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She’s trying too hard. She looks like a moron.
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17??????????????????? that is gross. she must really actually hate herself. well she should.
sunflower / 321 posts
@WaltDisneyWorld@xanga - selena gomez is my favorite ever
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I would rather weigh my 160 then be thin with a face like that.. yikes.
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Naturally pretty girls getting surgery to look like slutty cartoon ducks seems to be a thing lately.
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@ask_ashleyyy@xanga - Hahahahahaha seriously…
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She’s obviously feels sexy enough to do that. Not sure why everyone is freaking out, she is 17 after all and we all acted like attention whores at that age. *end sarcarsm*
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She look more like 40 than 17.
Holy shit!
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ik…!!
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SHE IS SUCH A SKANK! And I’m totally sick of people defending her. How can you defend this? Listen to her interviews, look at her pictures. She is going nowhere remarkable, successful, or doing anything that should be paid attention to!
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These were really awkward, and she’s wearing granny panties….
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i don’t even know who she is. thank God!