Easter is one of those holidays that has two distinct parts — its religious roots, and its ability to get us to eat way too much candy. I mean, eggs? Eggs for Jesus. We won’t go there. We’re here to talk about the various and sundry ways to crash your diet on Easter. Why? Because sugar is nondenominational, and its awesome. So here are 10 choice ways to go off the rails of your diet on Easter.
Cheesecake filled chocolate eggs. I don’t know about you, but I always like to start my Easter with a super-rich calorie bomb, right to the gullet. It’s gonna be a good day.
Coconut Chick Cake Balls. Better or worse than Peeps? Bet you can’t eat just one.
Bunny Rolls. After all, if it’s shaped like a bunny, you have amnesty to eat it on Easter. Duh.
Bunny Butt Cake. I can’t stop laughing at this.
Bunny-face Cream Puffs. I’m quickly learning you can put a bunny face on anything.
Carrot Pound Cakes. These carrots might not be all that good for you, but I’ll bet they taste good.
Easter Peeps Casserole. I am so deeply disturbed by this.
Sweet Birds’ Nests. Filled with Whopper Robin’s Eggs? Sign me up.
Easter-themed “Taco” Plate. To be filed under: LOLWUT?
Deep-fried Easter Egg Cremes. Comes with a free nap. Zzz.
Okay, so we might have just assumed that these would get Paula Deen’s stamp of approval, but they’re definitely indulgence at its sweetest. What’s your favorite Easter treat? Could you see yourself tucking into any of these desserts?