Jessica Alba wasn’t totally ink-free to begin with, but would the leading actress really go and get a big tattoo of roses right on her upper arm?
Well, US Weekly reports that the roses on her arm are indeed temporary. They’re for her role in the upcoming film ACOD. Whew, right? But we’re afraid that bow over her butt-crack is for real. Bummer, or cute?
Check out Jessica Alba’s real tattoos in the gallery. What do you think of Jess’ tattoos?




rose / 980 posts
A bow right above your butt hole just feels wrong to me.
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@TiredSoVeryTired@xanga - Its not
right
above her butthole. More like…a few inches.
daisy / 603 posts
Who cares?
Obviously she got it because she likes it and/or it means something to her. People are so judgmental.
Don’t like it, don’t get it… easy peasy.
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The arm one wouldn’t be bad. The bow is tacky.
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Wish I could see the whole thing. I think it looks pretty and tasteful. Go Jessica, wooot! I just got an upper arm tattoo recently, about that big, and I fricking love it. And I do plan on getting a rose tattoo someday, even though everyone and their mom gets tattoos of roses, because they are classic and beautiful.
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@wildchildofthebluemoon@xanga - It looks pretty close to me. Her buttcrack is literally between the ends of the bow, as you can see in the picture.
I don’t like it personally, but if it makes her feel good then that’s great and none of my business.
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@emptyabyss@xanga - Well, considering there is only about an inch inbetween the “butthole” and the vagina…we might as well be looking at her lady bits of this is in fact “right above her butthole”.
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@wildchildofthebluemoon@xanga - I said crack, not hole. I don’t really see why it matters anyway. So what if I think it’s close to her vagina? Not that I really do. It’s an inch above her butthole and two inches from her vagina then. Great.
Also, I might add that a) I cannot believe I’m having this conversation and b) I think the original butthole comment wasn’t supposed to be taken quite as literally as you seem to have taken it.
All in all I really don’t care about this tattoo or the butthole.
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ohmygod. who the fuck cares.. leave her alone. its her body.
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@emptyabyss@xanga - Original comment said butt hole, I said butt hole, you said “pretty close to me” in response, therefore implying butt hole. Anatomically incorrect. Original comment also bases “feeling wrong” on whether or not its “right above her butt hole” and because its not, it does not feel wrong. Fallacy.
I just had a conversation about bodily functions being replaced with glitter ejection. I can totally believe I’M having this conversation. Lets see how many times one can say butt hole in a post.
Oh! By the way…yeah, I really don’t care about the tattoo or the butt hole either. I like the fake one on her arm, though.
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I hate tatoos!!
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@wildchildofthebluemoon@xanga - Okay, yeah, wow, we’re still doing this. Bottom line (no pun intended): I think an inch is pretty close. It’s not “anatomically incorrect” or a “fallacy”, it’s based on how you judge what is close and what is not. You’re not right because you just learned some big words, especially when you use them so sloppily. In the end, nobody is right or wrong here, since you obviously think it’s not close and I do. As “close” is not an exact measurement, we’ll just have to live with disagreeing here.
Now, I wish you a good night as I’m leaving this conversation.
rose / 980 posts
@wildchildofthebluemoon@xanga - Oh, I knew I’d get called on that! Close enough! lol
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@emptyabyss@xanga - Well, technically there’s not much space literally right above the butthole for a tattoo that size, so this is right above her butt hole. lol
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@TiredSoVeryTired@xanga - Lol. At least you understood that my reply wasn’t meant to be mean. I’m sure you understand the difference between crack and hole.
I said crack and hole. Ha. (Its been a long day.)
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I was wondering where to put my bow tattoo..
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LMAO at the “butt hole” conversation!
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@MommyMarty22@xanga - LOL, I’m with you. It’s cracking me up!
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I actually thing the tattoo above the crack is cute.I think my hubs would like it. I mean no one else should be able to see it… Give her a break some times a little crack slips out… haha
I mean it doesn’t look like she was showing it off on purpose… If she would have been showing it off on purpose I doubt her g string would be so twisted up and dragged so low… Them jeans really wern’t the best thing to wear to the park. lol
rose / 812 posts
@MommyMarty22@xanga - Hahaha same…
OP: I think her arm tattoo is wicked pretty.
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I like the butt tattoo.
peony / 4 posts
The bow is tacky and trashy. It screams ‘I have no respect for myself.’ Makes her look cheap.