Lovelyish

congratulations on kicking opiates is my fav.

The death is closer than ever is funny.

These are great, haha. But the one from the sources page, “I’m sorry about the herpes” and the “I’m sorry I’m a grumpy bitch…” cakes are awesome. 

Wow.

Strange…but I always thought a cake was supposed to be a NICE thing.

I do remember a man ordering a “tit” cake from the Erotic Bakery in NYC once, though…The Message?

“Breast Wishes”…

Lololol.

This reminds me of one day in high school where my friend and I baked a big chocolate cake and wrote on it “LOVE SUX” (due to a recent break up) on it haha.

“Sorry that you fell and 15 people seen it” ?? Ughhhhhh.

2 of my 3 sophomore year roommates had a birthday in the same month as me, so our boyfriends got us a cake that said “Happy Birthday Bitches” .. only one of those relationships has lasted to date.

LOL the third is just cute .
I wonder what the person thought who “mistook” someone for a woman.
Death is closer than ever is my fav! So morbid and funny

I like the Rick Astley one. 

my mom is no fun.  whenever I plan an event with her, she’ll NEVER let me pick a snarky cake.  once I showed the person the cake I wanted, and they died laughing.  she acts like I don’t consider the person’s personality. I’d never pick a cake like this for my dad or crazy fundamentalist aunt.

and 15 people seen it? oh good lord, that’s horrible.

i like the rick astley one and the ‘death is closer than ever’ 

Haha. “Congratulations on kicking opiates.” Legit.

@ArcaneThought@twitter - lol I can see it wasn’t funny at the time, but that’s hilarious and thoughtful!

I love these cakes… the one that says death is closer than ever is funny, but terrible.

aha, oh my..

Hahahahahha.
Funny story, when we were teenagers my best friend and I used to tease another friend about being blonde. So it was his birthday and we tri.ed to get him a cake that said “at least I’m not blonde!”… in white writing on his blue cake.
weeeeell the lady at the grocery store ended up writing, “at least i’m not blonde and white” on the cake. aaah!
accidental racist birthday cake.

This girl on tumblr posted a story of a funny cake she gave her boyfriend. They got into a fight and she went to get a cake and she wanted them to write “Sorry for being a cunt” but the lady working refused to write it. Another worker suggested she write bitch instead but she said “but I wasn’t a bitch. I was a cunt” and eventually someone wrote it for her, I just thought that was hilarious. 

@thatkyliegirlx@xanga - hahaha that’s so funny 

I saw one before that said “Sorry I got Semen in your eye”. Thought that one was pretty good.

CAKE!! I am SO going to Rick roll my bestie with it!

“Death is closer than ever” <<< i love it! haha

Why is the “Death is Closer than Ever” cake the prettiest one of the list??