Etsy store Long Winter Farm will ship out their newest lip balm flavor, Unicorn Farts, March 26th.
You heard it. Among other (normal) flavors like chocolate and almond, shop-owner Amanda created a very unique new unicorn fart flavored lip balm.
I don’t know about you, but at first look I was pretty grossed out. Unicorn farts? The natural gas of a mythical creature? Don’t they just consist of glitter and rainbows?
Wrong! This lip balm is made from awesome ingredients to maximize moisturization: natural beeswax, unrefined cocoa butter, unrefined shea butter, vitamin E, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils.
But the real question: What on earth could the flavor of a unicorn fart be?
Long Winter Farm’s answer was spearmint and cotton candy, which to me sounds utterly delicious. And at just $3.75 a tube, maybe I’ll give it a try.
Lovelies, would you try a lip balm with this name? What brands of lip balm do you usually use?