Etsy store Long Winter Farm will ship out their newest lip balm flavor, Unicorn Farts, March 26th.

Wait, what?

You heard it. Among other (normal) flavors like chocolate and almond, shop-owner Amanda created a very unique new unicorn fart flavored lip balm.


I don't know about you, but at first look I was pretty grossed out. Unicorn farts? The natural gas of a mythical creature? Don't they just consist of glitter and rainbows?

Wrong! This lip balm is made from awesome ingredients to maximize moisturization: natural beeswax, unrefined cocoa butter, unrefined shea butter, vitamin E, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils.

But the real question: What on earth could the flavor of a unicorn fart be?

Long Winter Farm's answer was spearmint and cotton candy, which to me sounds utterly delicious. And at just $3.75 a tube, maybe I'll give it a try.

Lovelies, would you try a lip balm with this name?  What brands of lip balm do you usually use?