Have you ever seen such an empowered-looking female reproductive organ? I haven’t. While it seems that we’re experiencing a pile-up of attempts at anti-women’s-rights legislation lately — not to mention Rick Santorum, you know, existing — some women have taken the guys in charge to task… with their knitting needles. In a meaningful, albeit lighthearted, gesture, the cleverly-named Snatchel Project wants women everywhere to knit a uterus and send it to their male senator or state representative. The collective idea? Perhaps if they have their own, they’ll finally leave ours alone.
We do not need misogynistic pundits calling us sluts and prostitutes. We are half of the population and we will not be treated as children or a disenfranchised minority,
says the manifesto on the site. I for one think it’s, at worst, completely harmless. At best, it could actually make a difference in individual counties and states if enough people did it. Regardless, to a guy in a suit who works in government, it’s equal parts icky and unfamiliar. And that’s how it should be. If it makes you uncomfortable to hold it in your hand, maybe it’s none of your business in the first place. [via TheDailyWhat]
Directions and details can be found on their site, as well as instructions on how to knit and crochet if you’ve never been taught!
What do you think of this ambitious project? Would you knit a uterus to send your local representative?




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Can’t we all start toting AKs instead of knitting? I’m finding the whole feminist movement too caring and genital centric. When do we start shooting people?
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I LOVE this idea.
daffodil / 1615 posts
oh man that second uterus looks so happy!
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I wish I knew how to knit!
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I am with @ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - first none of the representatives from my state would be able to figure out what it was. I am pretty sure they’d think it was a cow udder from a lobbyist wanting money to support dairy farmers. second, if our representatives want to think women are hysterical whores, knitting is not going to convince them how powerful hysterical whores can be.
daffodil / 1525 posts
ADORABLE.
guest
THIS IS AWESOME.
daffodil / 1579 posts
that’s funny.
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What a waste of yarn. Some poor kid out there could’ve used a pair of mittens, but instead you create this weirdness? Lame.
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@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - I like this idea because I can’t knit so..
But I think this is super cute. =]
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@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - Yeah, no shit. That’s what the guys do, and they seem to get shit done. It’s not necessarily good shit that benefits any member of humanity besides themselves, but they git ‘er done. haha.
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Actually, I think I would keep the uterus for myself and give one to each of my friends because they are far too cute and cuddly to be sending to middle-aged white assholes in suits. I think I could find something else to send them (no, not a mailbox bomb, though it’s tempting). A letter containing a verbal shredding would be a start.
This reminds me that yesterday I saw pro-life protestors outside my local Planned Parenthood. I would knit uteruses (uteri?) and hand them out to pro-life protestors, because my uterus is none of THEIR business either.
guest
LMAO!!! If I did this though, there would be some dog shit in there, for sure.
guest
aahhhhh why don’t I know how to knit?!!!
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I’ll just send my own uterus to them.
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For the longest time, I thought this said “KICK A Uterus, Send It To Your Congressman” on the front page… I need my eyes checked…
sunflower / 448 posts
This is utterly ridiculous. Wow.
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Brilliant. However, I don’t think congressmen will get it.
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So we want them to stop thinking of us as suzy homemakers….by sending them a KNITTED uterus? I’m too busy working to pay the bills to sit down and knit something.
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Um.. I wish I could knit!