Lovelyish

LOL whoa she does look like a barbie. retarded ass tweets, looking good though.

She looks at LEAST ten years older then she is(Just wait till she is 30)…Looks and money can only get you so far.

She sure does love her over-the-top adjectives, doesn’t she? x)

maybe she over photoshopped her face? Yeah I see what you mean.

i think she’s trying to sound smart?
but she’s too stupid to realize that she’s using those words incorrectly.

On a completely different note, I LOVE her swimsuit.  

\ she looks well lit in that photo not plastic.

@obsidianxdawn@xanga - It does sound that way. But tbh they sound like they were used correctly. Or which ones specifically are you referring to?

Sentence 1:
Rapturously:Filled with great joy or rapture; ecstatic. 

Sentence 2:
Bitingly:extremely and sharply (so she’s saying that it was super duper cold)
Beaming: To radiate light; shine OR To express by means of a radiant smile (so this one could have been used incorrectly if her shoes did not in fact shine, as I doubt her shoes were capable of expressing emotion)

Sentence 3: 
Lusciously: having a delicious taste or smell OR sexually attractive (hey, you never know what gets someone’s rocks off) OR richly luxurious or appealing to the senses.
Secretive: Having or marked by an inclination to secrecy; not open, forthright, or frank (so.. she wants her uh.. satisfaction to be a mystery to the world?)

So more a sense of trying to sound smarter but the words themselves seem to be correct. They are just highly out of place for the context. Now if she were writing a term paper in university…

@Erika_Steele@xanga - Imo it’s all in the face. From the neck down I agree, it looks normal. But something about her expression and makeup just looks so so sooo off. 

O__O scary.

She’s the oldest looking 17 year old I’ve ever seen.

Minus the saggy boobs and the face that looks 45, she might look similar to Barbie.

@ashleynicole - I think they tried to make her face look less old (although she looks her age w/o make up), and then a combination of the lighting and the shadows from the surfboard that make her face look off.

Her tweets sound like papers I would have written in high school where I went crazy with the thesaurus. 

@Erika_Steele@xanga - My writing style is apparently naturally somewhat flowery haha. But I definitely don’t try to come off as smart or use “big words.” For some reason this is now reminding me of my first year english prof :/

And good observations on the face. I do have to wonder why she even bothered with makeup at the beach. Come on, she’s so not actually surfing. Or touching the water. 

She just makes me laugh with the things she says to the way she looks.  Maybe if being a trophy wife doesn’t work out she can write very bad romance novels.

There’s just not much going on in her head. I find it very sad that she thinks this is all she can be. (Or at least, how she thinks she needs to present herself.) 

Her husband is 51?  My God, I’m 58.  What do they talk about?  He must be incredibly dull.  It ain’t all in the bedroom, ya know.  17 and married.  I cannot imagine letting a 17 year old child of mine get married.

Does she have a hard on for alliteration or something? She sounds like she’s trying to write a porno for children.. It’s weird.

With tweets like that, she must be looking toward a future of writing trashy romance novels. 

She definitely looks like a Barbie. I heard this story a couple days ago, but wow, this picture really looks plastic-y.

she is very pretty, not gunna lie, but i can’t wait until she’s about 19 or 20 & realises what a horrible mistake it was to marry someone 34 years older than her. it’s disgusting, & purely for money. i wonder if she’d feel the same way about him if all his money was gone? plus who wears all that makeup to the beach .. what a waste ..

Her leg is bent in that barbie angle.

When she’s not making that stupid face and trying to look sexy, she’s actually at least pretty.

lol her tweets are so obvious I actually feel embarassed for her, BUT she is super hot!

Nice use of alliteration.

Think I could steal her from him? Damn.

She also is way too fond of adverbs. I’m sick of hearing about her, she’s so repulsive.

@surveys_fortheteenageesoul@xanga -  I’ve once stumbled upon her twitter and thought the same thing. She seriously tweets with such description every time lol.

so…. what the hell, does she carry around a dictionary?

@stilllookingforsomething@xanga - HAHA, so true.

Yeah her face looks really plastic but I guess a Barbie photoshoot wouldn’t have shadows and Barbie would have a smoother tummy.

… at first there were semi valid critiques and coarse condescendingcommentary on other’s appearances- and then there was photoshop.

when people look too ‘perfect’ in pictures… it is generally something beyond their capacity making them that extra little bit.

she sounds like an idiot. 

someone’s critical

(maybe jealous?)

she’s proof that someone won at life, a true trophy wife and essentially the hetero male’s equivalent of a cougar’s boy toy.

work hard, guys; it pays off!

the way she tries to eroticise (is that even a word? ha ha) herself makes me think that she’s going to dive into a porn career the second she turns 18.

I guess Daddy is banging his daughter, and we all like to comment.

@Dungeonbrownies@xanga - Poo ha ha ha ha, daddy banging his daughter is not all it’s cracked up to be.  

of course she would say “I love getting wet.”