Okay, half of these are flavors I specifically want to rid my mouth of when I brush my teeth. Gross, world.
For me, toothpaste is an exclusively minty experience. I enjoy a nice blizzard rolling around my mouth when all is said and done, and for some reason I find the idea of a good brushing leaving the taste of pickles or curry in my mouth completely disconcerting and just…offensive. Why?! Why must we tamper with what requires no tampering? Isn’t coffee breath something that whoever I speak to in close proximity will be thoroughly grossed out by? Do you these flavors will make friends, toothpaste people?
Clearly I have many questions, and none of the will be answered, probably ever. (via Buzzfeed)
Check out all the awful flavor in our gallery below.
Would you brush your teeth with any of these flavors?
guest
eww. I’ll stick with the normal flavors.
guest
haha.. wow.. i kinda wanna try the aloe one though
orchid / 103 posts
The Jasmin Mint one doesn’t sound all that bad. I would at least give it a try. The others just sound disgusting. =p
guest
Aloe toothpaste is disgusting…? Why?
sunflower / 480 posts
Aloe and fennel are fantastic for your teeth! Clearly you have been brainwashed by modern society! Fennel and aloe are medicinal plants and have been around for thousands of years. Old societies and cultures have been using them for YEARS! This is a really close-minded post. Lovelyish, I thoroughly disapprove.
guest
There’s a Japanese brand of toothpaste that has 31 different flavors called Breath Palette. Some of them are fairly normal (mint, white peach, grape, etc.), while other are very unusual (curry, chocolate, etc.).
It’s kind of fun to try them though!
orchid / 211 posts
Those flavors defeat the purpose of brushing your teeth.
guest
I remember when crest was trying out all kinds of different flavors and sending out samples, and I enjoyed most of them. I think they were all mint-based, though (orange mint, vanilla mint, ect). But if we are going to say toothpaste that tastes bad…anything baking soda based w/o the mint. I’ll suck it up sometimes, but yuck
guest
mint! … mint! mint! mint! hehe