Okay, half of these are flavors I specifically want to rid my mouth of when I brush my teeth. Gross, world.
For me, toothpaste is an exclusively minty experience. I enjoy a nice blizzard rolling around my mouth when all is said and done, and for some reason I find the idea of a good brushing leaving the taste of pickles or curry in my mouth completely disconcerting and just…offensive. Why?! Why must we tamper with what requires no tampering? Isn’t coffee breath something that whoever I speak to in close proximity will be thoroughly grossed out by? Do you these flavors will make friends, toothpaste people?
Clearly I have many questions, and none of the will be answered, probably ever. (via Buzzfeed)
Check out all the awful flavor in our gallery below.
Would you brush your teeth with any of these flavors?