Teen bride Courtney Stodden has made yet another attempt at remaining relevant. (Frankly, she seems to be doing a decent job, having stayed on the media radar for this long.) The 17-year-old recently launched her own website, filled with bikini photos, Stodden songs and even a boutique in the works.
Courtneystodden.com promises, “never-before-seen photos, videos, up-to-the-minute news flashes, press releases, blogs, networking, a boutique and exclusives.” Avid fans can buy a print of the teenager in her bikini for $39.99, get a first listen to her upcoming single and even enter to win passes to her 18th birthday party (yikes).
Frankly, it’s surprising that this hasn’t been created before now. What fame-grubber doesn’t have his/her own website? [via E!]
What do you think of Courtney’s site? And if you could give any advice to her, what would it be?












rose / 802 posts
She looks so much better in the photo of her wearing makeup than she does in all the rest. What a shame.
rose / 786 posts
She’s 17?
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she looks older than my mom
daisy / 505 posts
I feel so bad for her that she looks so old when she’s so much younger than me even…I would actually rather look like myself than her haha
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just ugh
dahlia / 2382 posts
WHERE is this girl’s parents?!
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Whoa… is Santa going down on her in that first pic??? Thats… that’s just wrong…
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how is she 17??
sunflower / 291 posts
Who is she anyway?
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My advice would be don’t get knocked up.
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she doesn’t look 17!
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Who?
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Isn’t this considered “child” porn since she is 17? She looks a hundred years old but she is legally 17 afterall. @_@ GROSS.
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I feel like there was already a site. I know my roommate found one with her pictures and music on it, along with fan comments.
sunflower / 353 posts
This is disgusting.
ranunculus / 3457 posts
This girl is the definition of whore, and I don’t buy she’s 17. Looks AT LEAST 30.
daisy / 501 posts
@MoonFaeEyryan@xanga - Sadly, she’s definitely a kid. Here’s a photo of her without all that shit on her face and body: photo. You can definitely tell her age in a lot of her cleaner photos. They were taken right before she met and married Doug.
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@chicbananas@xanga - oh my goodness, that is so unsettling.
cherry blossom / 38 posts
I think she’ll have a lot of regrets when she’s older.
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@chicbananas@xanga - she looks so pretty without all that crap on her face :-/
orchid / 160 posts
aww she so silly
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I feel sorry for the girl, she’s 17 (?) and looks like a 30 year old hooker.
dahlia / 2747 posts
LOL
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@chicbananas@xanga - whoa.. she definitely got work done if that’s her.
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Why does she look like a prostitute twice her own age? WHY would you do that to yourself? I would rather be me than her any day, and I’m fat. Here would be my advice: think about where all this shit is going to get you by age 30. You’ll still just be a trophy wife with an overly tanned hide. Maybe read some books or something so you at least have a little more going for you than your boobs.
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I thought she was going to become a porn star or something, and was like meh. And then I watched that interview with her and her husband, and she fucking drives me insane. Photo 4 explains every aspect of her personality, ambitions, and thinking process.
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My advice: Take a shower and scrub off all that makeup! I don’t think I know anyone who would want to prematurely age themselves especially when there are people spending thousands of dollars to try to recapture their youth. But I think maybe she wants to look older so she doesn’t look like her husband’s daughter in public.
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Another attention whore looking for fame without having anything at all to offer. I mean, she looks ok for a 30 y/o. Oh, that’s right, she’s 17. UGH. LOL!
@hot_metalhead@xanga - WELL SAID!
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Who is this?
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I still can’t help but to feel sorry for her. She is 17 and this old man married her and basically nobody helped her. I mean if they got married when she was 17, then they were probably dating before she was 17, which is even more sick. Basically she is being taken advantage of and nobody cares. It’s just sad. Really sad.
sunflower / 337 posts
I had no idea who this girl was until I saw this post. Reading about her and watching that interview she had with her husband just makes me shake my head… It isn’t even the age difference that bothers me. It’s her stupidity. That, and her constant use of God as a reason to defend everything about herself. It drives me up a wall.
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That 4th picture (top row) is HILARIOUS
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Who the hell is she?!
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@phoebester@xanga - yeah. I saw that and I was all like “WTF IS SHE DOING TO SANTA?!”
XD
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@o0_Gina_0o@xanga - I with you on that. It’s 1 thing to be young (middle to high school age) and try to look older, but she looks WAY too “older” for her age, I think.
As far as just her age now, talk about the cradle being robbed…
magnolia / 1066 posts
She’s 17!? Where are her parents? God, this is atrocious and disgusting.
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Once again, she proves herself to be the pinnacle of class.
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This girl is the most fucked up looking teenager I’ve seen in a while.