Us ladies get a bad rap when it comes to our relationship with alcohol.
Either we have bad taste or can’t stomach it — one of the two. And I mean… I don’t do much to counter that attack. I just kind of say “NUH UH” as I take another sip of Arbor Mist Sparkling Wine, strawberry flavored. Le sigh.
And if our propensity to drink things with the words “beach”, “cranberry”, “breeze”, or “cosmo” in it wasn’t enough, we can now drink our wine according to our mood. Said wine is called “Be.”(yes — Be, period.), and it comes in four different, very womanly flavors. We got the Radiant Riesling, the Flirty Pink Moscato, the Fresh Chardonnay, and the Bright Pinot Grigio. And if you’re not in any of those moods, then have a glass of milk and go to bed, because you probably shouldn’t be drinking anyway.
We’ll leave you with this little description, found on their website, detailing what will happen to you once the Flirty Pink Moscato travels down your gullet and sets up its mood tent in your unassuming body:
Be. Flirty Pink Moscato beckons you to pull out the sky-high stilettos, add some sparkles to your eyes and maybe miss the top button on your blouse (oops) as you head out the door to share some wine with the girls. You may do some extra arm-touching and giggling tonight. But, (in your defense) the jokes are funnier when the world is your flirtatious playground and you’re the perfect blend of confidence and playfulness with a delightful finish of harmless fun.
We can’t make this stuff up. (via Jezebel)
Would you Lovelies drink “Be.” wines?