We’ve all had truly awful first dates. But has anyone’s awkward coupling ever led into a terrible next day (or week)? And by “terrible next day” I mean “string of insane, stalker-ish text messages”? Check out our gallery of one girl’s nutty antics after the cut!
When it comes to new romance, we all get a little kooky. I remember being in high school and spending way too much time analyzing which AIM away messages to post, in order to give a crush/new boyfriend the right impression. But frankly, when that sort of crazy rears its head, you keep it to yourself! We’re all romantically insane at times, but no one actually wants to see evidence of it! [via Failbook and Buzzfeed]
What do you think of the gallery? What’s the craziest “attempt at love” story you’ve ever heard?

















rose / 944 posts
that last was actually proven to be a hoax.
The more you know.
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Wow. I can’t believe I read all of those.
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I am hoping this is a fake . but i have seen another one today, it was a girl who just got a tattoo of her (new couple weeks) boyfriend on her arm and she puts it on facebook .
what a great way to end this relationship!
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http://www.happyplace.com/14442/awful-tattoo-leads-to-amazing-facebook-breakup
here you guys go! (if you want to waste another 10 minutes, wondering what you just read)
orchid / 143 posts
If this is real, I do feel sorry for her. She definitely did overreact, but I can understand her disappointment. I am reluctant to believe this is real, considering the battery level is the same on all of the screenshots, except for the last one.
ranunculus / 3457 posts
Really it’s not so bad. Yeah she should’ve had some dignity, but understand how a guy not talking to you after one screw up hurts.
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@MoonFaeEyryan@xanga - If I received those kinds of texts, I would end it too. The overreaction just screams bigger issues that few would probably be willing to challenge.
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@prettykay04@xanga - I laughed my butt off at that. He should have realized something was wrong when she called him “hers” while threatening his friends.
daisy / 626 posts
O M G! Ack!!
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@prettykay04@xanga - omg! that was such a stupid mistake!
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What a freak……
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LOL sounds like someone I know actually…
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@prettykay04@xanga - bahahaha thank you so much for that, made my day! oh my god it can’t be real can it? bahahaha!!!!!!
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yuck…..suffocating just reading this.
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Well, I don’t really blame her for feeling like she got the brush off after their “night of fun,” you can say.. but those crazy texts is a tad bit too much.
rose / 980 posts
Aww, it sure sucks when you lie to someone and then they wig out on you. He shouldn’t have just gotten “laid” and then started lying to her. He should have just been honest and said, “Hey, we had sex last night. I’m a jerk and I already got everything I wanted from you. I won’t talk to you later, so good bye.”
That would have probably solved his whole problem.
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@TiredSoVeryTired@xanga - How is he a jerk? He wanted to hang out with his friends and she freaked out on him. She might have been able to get away with it if they had been dating for a while, but when someone hands you a bowl of crazy that big it’s usually a pretty good idea to run.
rose / 980 posts
@stoic_asylum@xanga - He got laid and he didn’t want anything more from her. That makes him a jerk. He probably didn’t even have plans to play cards but lied about it. He should have just been honest, but then again if he had better standards for who he slept with he wouldn’t have to deal with a crazy, clingy chic gone wild. (Now, if this is actually real and he really did make plans and she just wigged out then we’re back to the whole pick better sexual partners because girls can get really clingy after some guy sleeps with them.)
If they had been dating a long time and she went crazy on him for wanting to hang out with his friends, then he should dump her. It’s not something anybody should get away with.
sunflower / 264 posts
I feel bad for the both of them. I thought about it from both angles, and it would just be super uncomfortable either way.
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i had a dude go all stalker on me before i even met him in person. my life got crazy for a few days and i didn’t get online so i didn’t talk to him for 3 days. i get on and he’s like WHY ARE YOU AVOIDING ME blah blah blah.. i was like whoaaaaaa slow ya roll you freakin psycho…..
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@TiredSoVeryTired@xanga - I feel like people should be entitled to one night stands if that’s what they want to do though. If somebody thinks they have something special with someone they went home from the bar or club with then they deserve to be hurt. If you’re looking for a meaningful relationship then don’t sleep with the person before you get to know them.
rose / 980 posts
@stoic_asylum@xanga - I don’t think anyone deserves to be hurt. But true, she set herself up for it as much as he did. If you are going to have a one-night-stand, whether male or female, you are setting yourself up for these kinds of issues. And because people still expect something of others after sex, it wouldn’t kill either one to make that clear before hand or at least right after… or during the morning after text. Which he could have done right away.
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@TiredSoVeryTired@xanga - How do you know he lied? I wouldn’t jump to the conclusion he was lying unless he had plans every day for the next two weeks.
rose / 980 posts
@xsimplepleasuresx@xanga - I don’t know that he lied, I don’t even know this is real. If it were real, I’m sure my opinion would vary depending on the actual facts.
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Wow. She needs serious help. Maybe he is an ass, but she went major crazy. That of course assumes that this is real.
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Saw this on reddit like two weeks ago.
/pretentious redditor
sunflower / 332 posts
So many maybe’s….whatever, point is, one night stand or not, this girl has serious obssessive issues that she’s got to deal with or else she’ll freak out every single dude she dates. Case Closed.
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I. Can’t. Believe. . . This is nuts!!!!! The poor girl really needs help doesn’t she???
♥L
-SM
dahlia / 2942 posts
dignity steadily going down the drain…
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haha if it’s a hoax…does that mean it’s what people secretly *wish* for
?…I mean who doesn’t want to feel important.
Other than that…I understand that one can hurt emotionally but I would NEVER advice you to talk to your “enemy” about it, and plea someone. How you get treated THEN will hurt you a lot more later.
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THESE text might not be real, but this stuff does happen. Some dude did this to me for MONTHS trying to meet with me in person. “/ Insane, man.