For Pete’s sake, first Freedom Fries and now this? Mississippi lawmakers are pulling for a new bill that aims to rename their portion of the Gulf of Mexico — you know, that thing that touches like a half-inch of Mississippi on a map — the Gulf of America, and I for one am not amused.
Regardless of the implications of someone thinking the rest of the country would ever want Mississippi pioneering a campaign, much less a coastline, on their behalf (how about Gulf of Mississippi?), I think the phrase I’m looking for here is, ahem, “Really?” There’s nothing better you guys can find to do than to spend time and resources seeking to rename some 62 miles of coastline — in an ignorant way no less?
With all the mire we’re in as a country and a race, with everything from economic decline and uncertainty to joblessness, starvation, war and what have you, you’d think someone would have fired these people by now. Just saying.
Perhaps they got the idea from Stephen Colbert’s joking “We broke it we bought it” quip in reference to 2010′s oil spill? This is not a point of pride, folks. [via BuzzFeed]
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What do you think of state government pouring energy into something this trivial?
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Kids dropping out of school? No problem! Teenage pregnancies occurring? Hey, it’s all in a day’s work. High numbers of incarcerations? Eh, who cares? Living next to the Gulf of Mexico? Okay, shit just got real.
There are some things bribes can’t buy. For everything else, there’s stupidity.
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I’m telling you, giving more power to these folks is a mistake. And they aren’t just in Mississippi, they are EVERYWHERE. You don’t have to be the cream of the crop to get a government job… so guess who takes those positions?
sunflower / 321 posts
@QuantumStorm@xanga - ever thought of submitting? you’re funny.
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As a Mississippian, I’ve heard a few things about this on the news. Someone on MPB, which is our state’s NPR station, said that he’d introduced this bill as a snarky type thing to smack intensely anti-immigration folks in the face. At least, that was the impression I got from his statements. Sigh. I wish I can remember the man’s name, but it escapes me at the moment. While I can appreciate a little bit of sarcasm, I’d prefer it if our state officials focused on things like Mississippi’s high STD rate, or our illiteracy and poverty problems. (I hope that’s obvious.)
sunflower / 321 posts
@WildBlueYoshi@xanga - it’s good to hear from a resident. i’m from florida and boy do we know how to make some bad press. but that’s really interesting about the underlying point of the bill. so, he’s a democrat FOR immigration rights?
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@kackie - Truthfully, I can’t even remember. I was so blown away the the overall ridiculousness of the proposed bill that I forgot some of the important details about him!
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Hmm..because Mississippi gets to decide what to call an entire body of water..
orchid / 194 posts
Even more of a face-palm: It’s a joke! The lawmakers aren’t serious! It’s a bill making fun of those advocating anti-immigrant legislation.
magnolia / 1357 posts
Silly me… I thought law-makers were supposed to be serious when it came to their jobs.
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@kackie - I’ll think about it
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@HaleyHailstorm - It has GOT to be. Right?
orchid / 107 posts
Maybe “Gulf of North America” would be more appropriate.
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I’m with you on this one. This issue is way too trivial to spend any kind of governmental resources on.
sunflower / 337 posts
Gotta love the South and their bullshit. Let’s not forget “The War of Northern Aggression” as opposed to The Civil War. People think racists aren’t around anymore…go down South and find some. There are plenty. I’m surprised they don’t accept Confederate money down there.
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@meta_k@xanga - I think Mississippi should be renamed “North Mexico”…
sunflower / 337 posts
@Zissu25@xanga - sounds great to me! XD
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Silly silly. I hate that time and money is wasted on such nonsense.