Fast food chain Taco Bell released a breakfast menu yesterday, much to the excitement of some and dismay of others. Check out the menu items after the cut! Warning: your eyes may gain ten pounds simply by gazing upon them.


This looks disgusting. Absolutely vile. And I would eat it in two seconds.


I live in Austin, which may be the breakfast taco capitol of the world. And yet I still want one of these fast food burrito monstrosities.


Why yes, they do have icing-filled Cinnabon bites!

The cheesy, meaty calorie-filled menu includes a variety of (dirt cheap) items, including:

…burritos stuffed with eggs and either sausage, bacon or steak; sausage and egg wraps; hash browns; hot or iced coffee, and orange juice. Taco Bell is teaming with such recognizable brands as Johnsonville, Cinnabon, Tropicana and Seattle’s Best. Menu items range from 99 cents to $2.79. [via USA Today]

I am so ashamed to admit this on the Internet, but I really want to try this. All of it. Please don’t judge me too much; I swear I have some kale and organic hummus in my fridge.

Will you try the new menu, or are you disgusted by it?