Yes. That bush.
I feel like pubic hair is not really worth drawing much attention to. In fact the less noticeable it is, the better. That’s not to say you should book an appointment with Svetlana and ask for the Telly Savales, it just means that the hair down there isn’t exactly Pantene Pro-V status.
For those of you who are looking for something a little more exciting than your average run-of-the-mill full bikini wax, consider dying yours a vibrant shade of pink or blue. I can see doing this for my own personal amusement, you know, dropping the towel and pointing and laughing at my own vagina like the kid in elementary school who tried to style their own hair with a pair of garden sheers. However, for intimate purposes, I can’t help but imagine my hypothetical partner stumbling upon a tuft of blue pubic hair and feeling as though he was getting intimate with Bozo the clown.
I will admit, that I find waxing absolutely excruciating, so if this becomes popular, I’m trading in Brazilians for some hot pink hair down there.
Would you guys try this? How about pubic jewels, Vajazzles?! Has anyone tried this trend?
Check it out for yourself at Betty Beauty, whose product has been mentioned in a number of different fashion, style and beauty magazines.
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I’m dying mine pink to complement the green.
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I would be very afraid of putting any kind of hair dye anywhere near there.
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Ew, that’s gross. You’re gross.
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considering people have been doing this since forever (and by forever I mean since I was in my teens/20s) I doubt it will catch on. I won’t be rainbow brite down there any time soon.
orchid / 135 posts
@TheMushyPear@xanga - Thank you! You know, your default photo leads be to believe you’re a go bare down there kind of gal, so I can understand your aversion to the topic. Or should I say go mushy pear down there? Either way, I adore the Santa cap on your peargina, who knows maybe that will be the next craze.
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Definitely not for me.
orchid / 115 posts
LOL oh helllll no
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never would I do this, oh man
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A girl brought a box of the pink to my friend’s bridal shower. We all had a good chuckle over it. I would never dye down there, though.
magnolia / 1357 posts
hahahahahaha
if this was completely, 100% safe, I’d maybe do it once… I’m still getting my hair “down-there” lasered off.
rose / 980 posts
Well, you might love it when your pubes go gray!
orchid / 184 posts
Nuh-uh *shakes head no*
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this made me laugh haha
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This is pretty funny. I’d rather shave or laser it all off.
rose / 948 posts
This is interesting to say the least
daffodil / 1615 posts
As soon as I saw the Black Betty one, I thought of this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEBS7JIrx-Y
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Eh, why not? Sex should be just as much about fun as it is about… well, sexy. I think my husband would have a good laugh if I did that.
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It doesn’t seem very safe.
If you hate waxing so much, then why do it? It’s your body, not your partners. I’ve never met a guy who cared too much.
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There are a bunch of weirdos in this world and I am not about to join them.
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Must try this. Why not?
sunflower / 451 posts
That actually sounds like something I’d try, believe it or not. But I’d be more inclined to do so if I had a partner to show it to.
But then I just remembered, I lead sky-clad sweat-lodge ceremonies. What exactly would be the reaction to a ceremony-leader with blue pubic hair?
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Huh. Well…that’s different. I would have to consult my man to see what his feelings are on the topic. I would maybe consider the auburn one so the carpet would match the drapes.
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Um… I’ll just stick with shaving it bare.
sunflower / 393 posts
Uh, no thanks. I wouldn’t let dye anywhere near my private parts.
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Hahahaha. I would maybe do it for the amusement. I usually shave down there, but my husband never notices when I’m naked…so perhaps this would catch his attention!
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I don’t think I’d want something like hair dye near my pink parts.
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Screw all the haters, I think this is awesome! I’d rather have blue pubic hair than look like a seven year old. I used to shave, but I’m personally opposed it it after thinking about it in depth. It’s just creepy to me.
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As a guy, I would love to see how this looks on a lady!!!
@Face_Of_Innocence@xanga - It’d get my attention!!!
hydrangea / 88 posts
hentai pubes.
orchid / 135 posts
@Saridactyl@xanga - agreed!
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Ew. How do you people get away with titling these things in such a way?
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Jeez, I just leave mine be. Keep it clean, of course. Then again, it’s not a jungle down there. I feel like dying my pubes would defeat the reason I don’t shave or wax or anything already, because it’s too sensitive of an area, and I like my natural look.
It would be funny to surprise a guy with hot pink pubes though. Probably would weird him out, though, and kill the sexy time.
orchid / 135 posts
@IdealBeauty@xanga - loosen up! No pun intended. We’ve all got one, no shame in talking about our lady parts.
orchid / 164 posts
LOL! This is gonna sound so silly, but my roommate and I each ordered a set, one pink one purple for Valentine’s Day. It was kind of uncomfortable.. but we grew our hair “down there” as much as possible.. then used heart stencils and dyed ‘em. It was soo funny. Our boyfriends were both in town for Valentine’s Day weekend… after the weekend we asked each other what the guys said, and both of the guys just thought it was fun and silly. They thought we were weirdos, of course, but it was actually a fun thing to do! Hahah!! Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.
orchid / 164 posts
@LeaK - @IdealBeauty@xanga - I agree, loosen up! Lovelyish is, I’m assuming, mostly for girls anyways! =P
orchid / 164 posts
@Digital_Angel21@xanga - I normally shave everything “down there” .. but I just posted about my roomie and I each trying a kit for Valentine’s Day when we saw our boyfriends.. we chatted afterwards, both guys thought it was sooo silly, but they got a kick out of it!! They thought we were wacky, but thought it was silly/fun/cute that we were doing something different.. lol
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@LeaK - @loveable_lush@xanga - I don’t hail from the gutter. Have a nice day.
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YES. And I would wear ass-less chaps.
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@Doris Gilbert@facebook - Uh, no. I just don’t have a lot of hair. It’s not nasty, it’s clean, and it is nice and soft. I love it and no guy has ever complained. So…you can fuck yourself, judgmental bitch.
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@loveable_lush@xanga - I’d glad it worked out. You never know with some guys, sometimes they can be lame. I still wouldn’t do it, though, because my skin is so sensitive.
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@Doris Gilbert@facebook - I never said anything directed at them
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HAH, looks like fun.
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Getting the blonde one would make me go LMFAO every single time I went to the bathroom… Thing is, I would love to share this joke with others…! and uhm… I do not think that would be an option to share a decent laugh at this lol
rose / 980 posts
@ms_latina_lady2012@xanga - Your pubes can go gray in your 40s (and earlier if your hair is going gray in your 30s). That is way too young to have gray pubes, so people should die it if they don’t have bare floors and it bothers them. But true with Helen Mirren! lol
rose / 980 posts
@Saridactyl@xanga - I really dislike this new “floors must be bare” thing. It reaps of pedophilia and pornography. Sad
It’s bad enough women feel the need to shave legs and armpits.
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@TiredSoVeryTired@xanga - Should a person’s pubes go “gray” then there probably at a age where it might seem a little ridiculous..(Dont take it personal, just speaking in general)
..On the other hand..I would go for it..in a hot pink..And I wouldnt care what my “other” thought as long as in made me happy..
rose / 980 posts
@ms_latina_lady2012@xanga - I love how Helen dresses and presents herself. She is a good role model to show that women don’t have to lay down and be quiet as they age.
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@TiredSoVeryTired@xanga - True, true..Couldnt agree with you more..I was just thinking when I reach 60 or so..I probably wouldnt..LOL..I’d like to age as beautiful as Helen.. “wishful thinking” Yes. Helen is definitely a classy lady
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I thought this said “Boring Blush? Dye it!” and was surprised (to say the least) when I read on. XD
I probably wouldn’t dye my pubes, they match my hair perfectly, and my skin is so light that I think it will probably look weird. I don’t wax, I do shave but my skin is SO sensitive that I have razor bumps for days afterwards no matter how I shave it. My bf doesn’t care either way.