So, in case you were really into the idea of letting your butt cheeks hang out in the name of holy matrimony, there’s this. The g-string wedding dr– … er… ensemble made its fashion week debut Thursday on the runways of Berlin. So proud to be German right now.
The outfit, by designer Kaviar Gauche, is composed of a monokini — a standard, run-of-the-mill bikini with a strip of fabric running from bikini top to bikini bottom — and a floor length, 360 degree veil. You know, for modesty’s sake. If there actually is a next, ground-breaking step in bridal fashion, I don’t want to know what it is. And I’m never going to a wedding in Germany, just in case. [via Huffington Post Style]
Would you Lovelies ever don this get-up? Do you think this is cute?
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That could be be a sexy ghost costume on Halloween.
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Those shoes are just awful.
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there isn’t enough fabric to even BE cute >.< talk about making a trashy impression
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I wouldn’t, maybe Lady Gaga would.
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Let’s look at this from another perspective, the typical wedding dress takes a long time to take off on the wedding night, with this one, she could even keep it on. Two products in one, dress and lingerie.
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I wonder how much that costs, lol
orchid / 217 posts
while the future hubby would like it, the rest of his and my family would not… save it for the honeymoon!
rose / 786 posts
Cute? Maybe if it were a babydoll?????? (but even then it would be….just as trashy as this.
@thevoguediaries@xanga - Probably more than an actual dress…… *-.-
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Not a dress. That’s just lingerie.
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Well…that’s one way to make sure you wear the wedding dress more than once: to the ceremony, to bed, and to the beach.
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Bathing suit with a mosquito net and some butt-ugly shoes.
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it’s like something you would see on Mystery Science theater 3000. I can only imagine the comments the guys watching the movie would make.
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finally! i’ve found my dream wedding dress.
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So classy….
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err… no
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As a guy, I wouldn’t want to see that outfit on the wedding night, let alone the wedding.
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I love the idea of having my parents, siblings, grandmother and childhood friends being able to stare at my ass cheeks while I get married. So classy. So memorable.
Better get a dang good bikini wax!
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wut.
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I don’t see how this qualifies as a wedding dress. I could just as easily put on a pair of boxers and declare them a new age wedding tuxedo, but it wouldn’t mean anything. This is just lingerie, whatever they call it, and I can’t imagine anyone using it as formal outerwear.
sunflower / 393 posts
I got married in a courthouse ceremony. I can’t think they’d have let me wear that down the (albeit small) aisle. And even if they had, my parents were there. I know they saw my private parts when I was a baby, but I’d rather they didn’t now that I’m an adult.
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well on the upside you won’t be bitten by mosquitoes and by no means
the designer should not go into bridal dress designing..
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what’s up with the shoes???
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Mysterious girls hide it until later. She’s covered untill she reveals what is underneath. Lucky dude that looks her down and up in her birthday suit.
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i guess this is great for the bedroom and a vacation where mosquitos heavily frequent.. like what @CrAdLe2daGrAve@xanga said
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Don’t girls want to look beautiful and elegant, not like a stripper, when they get married?
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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The choker makes it seem kinda dominatrixy.
sunflower / 264 posts
Maybe cute for UNDER the wedding dress. You know. For afterwards.
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it looks like a vagina
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@Xbeautifully_broken_downX@xanga - lol I agree! It really makes the whole outfit look more horrible….
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Chill out everyone. Fashion shows always end in a wedding dress, so the designer was just trying to do something totally different, and they succeeded. It’s not like anyone would actually wear this…
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I think this is more for………………. the honeymoon.
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i wouldn’t wear it for a wedding dress for sure, maybe something for the bedroom.
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It’s very fitting that the designer’s last name is “Gauche”. For those of you that don’t know what that means, look it up.
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if this catches on, i might actually start enjoying weddings!
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lol rank.
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What the hell is this?
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Trashy!
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for those who like to be joined in holy what the fuckery.
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bwahahaha!! how can ANYBODY wear this?
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Am I the only one who thinks it just looks like a giant condom? :/