This is a dumb, dumb thing.

So, in case you were really into the idea of letting your butt cheeks hang out in the name of holy matrimony, there’s this. The g-string wedding dr– … er… ensemble made its fashion week debut Thursday on the runways of Berlin. So proud to be German right now.

The outfit, by designer Kaviar Gauche, is composed of a monokini — a standard, run-of-the-mill bikini with a strip of fabric running from bikini top to bikini bottom — and a floor length, 360 degree veil. You know, for modesty’s sake. If there actually is a next, ground-breaking step in bridal fashion, I don’t want to know what it is. And I’m never going to a wedding in Germany, just in case. [via Huffington Post Style]

Would you Lovelies ever don this get-up? Do you think this is cute?