One of our favorites, myDaily, has devised a quick formula to finding your star-studded name had you been reincarnated as the gold-dipped-diaper-donning infant of superstar couple Beyoncé and Jay-Z. Their newborn, Blue Ivy could have been calculated this way, but regardless, we’d love to know what your Babyoncé name would be!
Mine would be Olive Freda. So, tell us what color your “knickers” are and the name of your grandmother, and we’ll all imagine we were born into music-industry royalty. Oh… to dream.
rose / 937 posts
Naked Yvonne.
Guess it doesn’t work too well when you aren’t wearing underwear.
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Teal Lina.
Hmm. It kind of goes together. Sort of.
magnolia / 1357 posts
Blanca Estela….
Blanca (white) is actually a very common name…. so yeah, mine managed to be average hahaha
orchid / 222 posts
Black Wilette haha
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Blue Gloria.
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Commando Opal. Oh my..
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Pink Lily
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Pink/Zebra Print Manuela…….ahaha
daisy / 734 posts
Yellow Agnes. hahaha
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Blue Black Orange Pink Stripe Laura… damn that’s a mouthful… I’ll stick with naming my daughter after a Roman Goddess and a video game heroine over that mouthful. lol
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LOL
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Tangerine Jean…. I kinda like it…
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Fuchsia Frances. Not bad.
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Lavender Sheila lol
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Blue Popsicle Josephine =D
rose / 795 posts
Black Virginia. Wow…
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Black Charlotte
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Black Lucille. Hm.
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Pink Marie. xp Feels like I am naming her after the singer.
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Blue Irene haha
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Blue Mamie.
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Hot Pink Esther. Oh Lord…maybe as a “stage name” if you know what I mean. Blue Ivy is really pretty, I love that.
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Green Sandra. Yikes.
rose / 786 posts
Flower Betty
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Tan Evelyn. hahaha
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White Li Hui
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Zebra Harlene. Tsk tsk.
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Scarlet Joan.
HA. I actually was planning on making that my daughters name already haha.
daffodil / 1615 posts
Yellow Georgia….sounds like a type of flower haha
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Polka Dot Doris
orchid / 148 posts
Black Pirate Birdella
cherry blossom / 46 posts
Purple Lilly.
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Pink RoseMary
daisy / 568 posts
Leopard Idalina…not too shabby
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Teal Tootsie ..interesting names ahead of me.
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leopard radha
why yes i am an indian hooker
orchid / 194 posts
Pink Lola. Haha, it sounds like an actual celebrity baby name.
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Pink Nahni.
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Naked Donna. Yup, doesn’t work so well when not wearing them lol
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Lavender Sandra. Nope.
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Purple Margie + They really named their kid Blue Ivy?!?
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Commando Marcella
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Lavender Marciel
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Leopard Print Frances or Leopard Print RoseLee.
Not sure which grandma is older. XD Either way, sounds weird.
xX Ame ~*~ Hana Xx
orchid / 159 posts
Snaily Faygie.
I sound diseased.
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Black Betty. Not even joking.
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Baby Blue Hilda
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Pink Doris. Sounds like a drug.
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Nude Granny… (that’s her name to me!) lol j/k
Nude Elizabeth would be it I suppose.
I never ever wear undies.
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Grey Angel…sounds like a pop superstar to me!
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Floral Isabel
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Gray Barbara!
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Black Sylvia, lol.
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Blue-green Bonnie…. haha:)
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Teal Pat. Haha!
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Grey Claudia