What. The. F*ck.
Sweet mother of pearl, foam is expanding into all facial orifices. Vanessa Hudgens, that little assh*le, she made it look so easy, and now here I am with this out of control, battery-operated Volkswagen racing around my face. Oh God, NO. Not my mouth! IT’S IN MY MOUTH! THE TASTE! THE HORROR! Stop it. Get your wits about you, remain still, become one with the Wave.
Hmm… OK. This isn’t so bad… In fact, it’s not so bad at all. I think I understand this lathering Tamagotchi, and more importantly, I think it understands me. Two speeds you ask? You bet your sweet a*s there is.
Oh yeah, OH YEAH. I’m not stopping until I power blast at least a layer or two of skin off of my face. Oh, did I say two? Well, I meant five.
AHHHHH (cue body of music in the form of dramatic underscoring) Neutrogena! You goddess of dermatological wonder and delight! Buff away this winter cocoon and reveal a softer, smoother, more glowing and — by some miracle — a less dorky, ridiculous me!
Neutrogena Wave Sonic Power Cleanser with 14 Foaming Pads, $14.97 from Amazon
On a serious note, it’s so important to exfoliate, albeit gently, during the winter months in order to get rid of dry skin build up, not to mention similar products on the market are obscenely expensive. This is one of the most affordable options out there. I do hope you enjoy it as much as I did!
Warning: Actual Wave Experience Not As Pictured.
Any Lovelies have some feedback on this product or experienced a similar process in getting to know the Wave Sonic?
cherry blossom / 27 posts
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
daffodil / 1601 posts
I’ve tried several of these “sonic technology” gadgets and they’ve all made my rather clear complexion really odd. I’ve never had as much pitted acne then the time I tried to use Clarisonic. And you know what, it makes sense. How is that thing not harboring all sorts of bacteria, including acne causing bacteria? I can’t imagine how it’s sanitary unless you want to wash the brush with anti bacterial soap or alcohol every day. My hands are cleaner than any these thing-a-ma-jigs.
Also, funny post.
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I love my wave! I think I will upgrade though!!!
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btw, dork or not… you are freakishly GORGEOUS!!!
I mean this as nice as pissble… I hate you -_-.
:’(
orchid / 135 posts
@MommyMarty22@xanga - Thank you! Gosh, if it makes you feel any better I was looking at these pictures like, holly hell I’m going to get ripped apart, I look horrible! P.S. You’re gorgeous!
ranunculus / 3285 posts
After I used up the pads in the box, I did not repurchase.
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lol i loved this post, good review, makes me wanna go out and try it
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@Murphy_Rants@xanga - i think it comes with different little pads you put on it everytime you clean your face
orchid / 135 posts
@zzzzzulavalle@xanga - it does, but not many you have to buy an extra box of the pads, I recommend the exfoliating pads. They’re pretty fantastic. Also the only glich with the wave, is that the velcro is well, velcro, it tears the whole damn top off so you have told it down and pull. Unfortunately you can’t just tear it off like a wild animal like i tend to do.
daffodil / 1601 posts
@zzzzzulavalle@xanga – Clarisonic and Skinsonic come with a removable brush head that you change every 2 months or so. I’ve never used the Wave. The cleansing cloths contain ingredients I’m allergic to.
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haha the pictures made it more amusing.
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I bet she didn’t have it turned on
orchid / 135 posts
@crashthedr3am@xanga - there’s no way. That thing is a face molester.
daffodil / 1525 posts
hahahhahaahaha