What. The. F*ck.
Sweet mother of pearl, foam is expanding into all facial orifices. Vanessa Hudgens, that little assh*le, she made it look so easy, and now here I am with this out of control, battery-operated Volkswagen racing around my face. Oh God, NO. Not my mouth! IT'S IN MY MOUTH! THE TASTE! THE HORROR! Stop it. Get your wits about you, remain still, become one with the Wave.
Hmm... OK. This isn't so bad... In fact, it's not so bad at all. I think I understand this lathering Tamagotchi, and more importantly, I think it understands me. Two speeds you ask? You bet your sweet a*s there is.
Oh yeah, OH YEAH. I'm not stopping until I power blast at least a layer or two of skin off of my face. Oh, did I say two? Well, I meant five.
AHHHHH (cue body of music in the form of dramatic underscoring) Neutrogena! You goddess of dermatological wonder and delight! Buff away this winter cocoon and reveal a softer, smoother, more glowing and -- by some miracle -- a less dorky, ridiculous me!
Neutrogena Wave Sonic Power Cleanser with 14 Foaming Pads, $14.97 from Amazon
On a serious note, it's so important to exfoliate, albeit gently, during the winter months in order to get rid of dry skin build up, not to mention similar products on the market are obscenely expensive. This is one of the most affordable options out there. I do hope you enjoy it as much as I did!
Warning: Actual Wave Experience Not As Pictured.
Any Lovelies have some feedback on this product or experienced a similar process in getting to know the Wave Sonic?