We’re all about girl power anthems and happy to see another strong female artist. Are you ready for this song? Spoiler alert: It’s called “Pound On My Muffin.”
Twenty-something (Facebook tells me she graduated high school in ’04) Shira lit the Internet ablaze with her respect-pumping diddy, “Pound On My Muffin.” Since just Christmas when it posted, the video lassoed in more than 60,000 views. And you better believe the votes lit up, too — roughly at a 1:9 ratio. That’s likes to dislikes. [via The Frisky]
Shocking no one, this kinda awful-but-kinda-awesome song and video earned Shira a slew of comparisons to accidental teen star Rebecca Black. (Ahh, YouTube. The things you do for kids today.) But one thing Shira spouts heavily that Rebecca showed few signs of: Sass. Big time. I won’t pretend I don’t know what the chorus means, but I won’t pretend that the lo-fi video isn’t weirdly awesome.
I have to hand it to Shira. Even though her Internet fame is greatly based in mockery and shame, the Pittsburgh chick’s ballsy enough to Z-snap it all off. As she tweeted (we both follow @tyrabanks!) earlier this afternoon:
u can love me, u can hate me, but i STILL got EVERY1 talkin bout, POUND ON MY MUFFIN!!!! only out for 1 week!! haha
Word. And can’t we also look past the song’s lackluster backbeat and toast the overall mantra? She’s talking about R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Shira is no prude, she embraces her sexuality — but she trumpets a philosophy far out of line from one of a floozy. OK, perhaps the girl could use a lesson in defining pastry characteristics, but she could teach a few on not givin’ it up easily.
Even after my defense, do you still totally hate this song and video? What are your thoughts on it?
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As much as I want to pound on her face, this video/song was strangely intriguing.
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o_O ?!?
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I don’t think anyone wants to “pound on her muffin”… especially after hearing this song.
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She’s not quite as obnoxious as Rebecca Black, but I consider this song/video a different caliber of bad.
What depresses me is that I won’t be surprised if this actually gets put on the radio. If this had been someone else — any already established female artist, like Kesha, for instance — it wouldn’t be mocked in YouTube comments, it would be number one on iTunes.
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this is so fucking awful.
Can we talk about the race issues with this video too.BARF.This is not embracing sexuality.
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Seriously.. JUST WTF.
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This look’s like some suburbanite’s lame attempt to act hood with a I don’t give a fuck attitude.
Obviously she does give a fuck otherwise she wouldn’t have tried so hard…
Embracing your sexuality doesn’t mean go around and shake your cooter at a camera with a bunch of other chicks… You just look like a dirty misled burber who doesn’t know what it feel’s like to grow up in the hood and really have been treated like nothing but a damn sex object.
I could be wrong though… She could be from the hood and just be one of the many who didn’t take advantage of the public education system. (Not like the system offers much anyhow.)
Sorry folks… This comment was mean, I’m normally not so mean…
This video was just so cheesy, dirty (in the sense of they need to take a bath not just sex wise), and raunchy. Bleh…
Not to mention it looks like a bad SNL Skit… I was expecting Amy Pohler or Andy Sandberg to pop out the corner of the screen or something…
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I feel violated by just watching this video…
daisy / 598 posts
okay, i don’t get how this song is embracing sexuality? basically, the whole song she’s just saying how guys want to pound her muffin, ok so what? i think she just really wanted to use that phrase. otherwise this song doesn’t speak anything about empowerment or positive sexuality. it’s actually kind of trashy looking.
daffodil / 1615 posts
Oh my god…if Nicki Minaj, Ke$ha, and Skrillex all collaborated with Rebecca Black to make a song, this would be the unholy musical abomination.
Also, I REALLY hope all these girls were over the age of 18 because I feel real uncomfortable watching them dancing around in their underwear.
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@endlezzthinking@xanga - I’m with you on this. (O.o)
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I stopped reading after I read the song title. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. No thank you. I hate how vocal everyone is today about everything. WHAT HAPPENED TO PRIVACY?! I don’t want to hear about every bodily function or desire described in crude ways every time it pops into some twit’s head.
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It’s a freaking cupcake.
*facepalm*
And that’s only the beginning of the problem with this song.
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What the fuck is this load of bollocks?! Christ, even Rebecca Black is better than this!
sunflower / 264 posts
I listened to Adele, and then I listened to this.
Maybe I should have let the class filter out of my brain before I listened to this “Pound” song. Maybe I would have been more accepting.
I highly doubt it, though.
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hahaha
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Is “muffin” slang for something? God, I haven’t been this confused by a song since Milkshake by Kelis came out.
daisy / 599 posts
I’m not sure how this is different than any other rap song these days. Yawn.
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@rabbitsarecool14@xanga - I do agree that it’s a funny phrase that she probably just couldn’t wait to go viral with (um… don’t look too far into that bad phrasing, haha). But I think it’s empowering in the sense that she says she “won’t give it up for free.” She recognizes that some dudes are only in it to GET IN it, but she won’t oblige unless it somehow also works in her favor.
daisy / 506 posts
@ask_ashleyyy@xanga - Wow! Perfect comparison, haha!
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I just think it’s hilarious that for the message of this video, she’s laying out a pile of… $10′s. Wow, you baller, you.
Side note, I’m probably never going to enjoy a muffin again now…
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL epic
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@MommyMarty22@xanga - I also thought this was a lot like an SNL skit. Maybe this is fake and they’re just trying to get some $$$$$
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@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - Let’s hope, because it is very cheap looking… lol As matter of fact she resembles Rachel Dratch a bit! lol
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Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man?
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@mtngirlsouth@xanga - Dork. By the way, what the heck am I doing here? I think I took a wrong turn at mancouch…
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I don’t get it… They’re cupcakes!
dahlia / 2747 posts
i didn’t even know muffin was a euphemism for vagina…
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There were no muffins in that video. They were cupcakes.
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girls hate so much. lol
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Oh that’s regrettable.
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hahaha hilarious… also, cupcakes =/= muffins!
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@ask_ashleyyy@xanga - what are you talking about? all of these girls look like they’re pushing 30!
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The fact that there was no muffins but cupcakes makes me unable to even find humor in the video. It just kills it.