Big surprise, Kim Kardashian got paid a lot of money to host a party, and the Internet is blowin’ up about it.

According to multiple reports, the reality star rang in 2012 in Sin City at TAO, which is her new year’s tradition. TAO is reportedly paying Kardashian $600,000 for a series of appearances, which began on New Year’s Eve. Kardashian’s rep has denied the estimated amount but refused to disclose how much she will be earning. And she’s got bangs now? Which may or may not be clip-in extensions? C’mon guys, THEY’RE BANGS. You cut them, they grow out, you decided whether to cut them again. At least, that’s what normal people do. 

Am I the only person who would like the Kardashians to become irrelevant in 2012? Is anyone surprised that she got paid a fat chunk of money to literally do nothing? More importantly, why isn’t TAO paying me $600,000 to host glamourous parties for them?