I’ve seen more posts about people winning Christmas-lights-in-your-yard competitions on Facebook lately than I ever thought possible. Those little LEDs are more fun than the sum of their parts, so why not wear them? Yep, I can think of a lot of reasons not to wear them, one of which being that Bono has already kind of laid claim to them, but here they are anyway! Who knows? Maybe you’ll like them.
Raver Hands LED Light Fingers Pair of Gloves (Multi Tri-Color), $39.99 from Amazon
Is this real life? Light sticks are so 2007. Now you can be awesome at your… raves? I mean holiday party with LED gloves. Lights out, party on.
LED Keds - $62.95 from Zazzle
Oh, don’t tell me you already have a pair. These are actually pretty awesome.
Green LED Shoelaces Light up Shoe Laces, from Amazon
And no pair of LED-print Keds is complete without light-up shoelaces! Get ‘em while they’re hot!
T-Qualizer Ladies Equalizer Shirt – $29.95
“You make my heart…um…groove to the beat.” Sorry, I literally cannot imagine an occasion to wear this. If you can, fill me in!
Blue BLADE RUNNER -6 color LED shaft Umbrella + light, from Amazon
Again, kinda tight. It’s like light saber meets rain protection. I’m calling that a double win.
Green & Red Christmas Holiday Stars LED Flashing Earrings (Set of 2 pairs), $9.99 from Amazon
Holiday?! When aren’t these appropriate?! I’m gonna wear a red one and a green one at the same time. Then it’ll be holiday-themed.
Ah, the holidays are nothing without a little whimsy, am I right? Hope you got a giggle out of that. I sure did.
Would you wear any of these?







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I kind of fancy the T-Qualizer Ladies Equalizer Shirt.
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My sister’s boyfriend totally has the gloves and shoelaces…it’s pretty embarrassing when he cracks them out at small gatherings and dances. ._.’
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you can’t tell me that you don’t secretly want ALL these things. I do! Especially the shoes and the equalizer shirt.
rose / 944 posts
The lightsaber umbrella! DO WANT.
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I kinda want the shirt lol… lol.. but i dunno I think these would give me a seizure
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Nope, too scared I am going to get cancer or worse. . .someone has a seizure from hanging out with me.
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The light saber umbrella was pretty cool though. . .
dahlia / 2747 posts
the gloves are meant for ravers and lightshows and rolling on x.
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This stuff is awesome. Blade Runner clothing is closer than you think.
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The umbrella is awesome. and I do secretly want the shirt.
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I like the heart shirt and umbrella
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I like the umbrella! And the shirt and if somebody gave me the earrings, I’d wear ‘em ahaha
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They’re perfect for parties and raves. I’d wear those earrings and those shoes.
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I’d wear all of it.
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The umbrella is pretty cool :O
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Not gonna lie, I like the equalizer shirt and the umbrella. People have different styles. I personally don’t fancy the whole wearing dirty looking, chunky, combat boots, with leggings and a shirt that could be my blanket.
sunflower / 393 posts
I have no idea where I would wear that shirt, except maybe to a rave or something, but it is legit.
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I would wear the shoe laces. I like to take walks at night.
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I like the shirt and almost bought one once but I have no idea where I would’ve worn it.
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Those earrings! OMG!
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ooooo, i really like the umbrella.
the shoes are kinda fun looking, too.
I’m too old for glowing/ light up clothing though.