I’ve seen more posts about people winning Christmas-lights-in-your-yard competitions on Facebook lately than I ever thought possible. Those little LEDs are more fun than the sum of their parts, so why not wear them? Yep, I can think of a lot of reasons not to wear them, one of which being that Bono has already kind of laid claim to them, but here they are anyway! Who knows? Maybe you’ll like them. 

Raver Hands LED Light Fingers Pair of Gloves (Multi Tri-Color), $39.99 from Amazon

Is this real life? Light sticks are so 2007. Now you can be awesome at your… raves? I mean holiday party with LED gloves. Lights out, party on.



LED Keds - $62.95 from Zazzle

Oh, don’t tell me you already have a pair. These are actually pretty awesome.


Green LED Shoelaces Light up Shoe Laces, from Amazon

And no pair of LED-print Keds is complete without light-up shoelaces! Get ‘em while they’re hot!



T-Qualizer Ladies Equalizer Shirt$29.95

“You make my heart…um…groove to the beat.” Sorry, I literally cannot imagine an occasion to wear this. If you can, fill me in!


Blue BLADE RUNNER -6 color LED shaft Umbrella + light, from Amazon 

Again, kinda tight. It’s like light saber meets rain protection. I’m calling that a double win.


Green & Red Christmas Holiday Stars LED Flashing Earrings (Set of 2 pairs), $9.99 from Amazon

 Holiday?! When aren’t these appropriate?! I’m gonna wear a red one and a green one at the same time. Then it’ll be holiday-themed.


Ah, the holidays are nothing without a little whimsy, am I right? Hope you got a giggle out of that. I sure did.

Would you wear any of these?