I’ve done some stupid things in my life. I’ve mixed a red sock with a load of whites, I’ve confused a possessive pronoun with a contraction — heck, I’ve even tried to remove a slice of Wonder Bread from the toaster with a steak knife, but so far, I’ve never attempted to enlarge a man’s gentalia by injecting it with a syringe full of silicone.
Thirty-four-year-old Kasia Rivera, who looks like Lil Kim after being thrown into a wood chipper and glued back together, plunged a needle into her boyfriends peen like she was the Vincent Vega to his Mia Wallace. That is if his member was a limp, lifeless, narcotized mess with no discernible circulation… wait… Oohhhhh.
Rivera is being charged with manslaughter for the death of her boyfriend, Justin Streets. Streets died the day after his fatal back ally weenie plumping. Rivera is in jail on $75,000 bail after Streets death was ruled a homicide by silicone embolism. [via Huffington Post]
Judging by the looks of Rivera’s face, she may have been experimenting with unauthorized medical fillers as well. However the question remains, was his trouser snake too small or was her love cave too big…? Compelling stuff.
Who thinks this is the dumbest thing they’ve ever heard of? Discuss.