As residents of the limelight, celebrities’ eccentricities become objects of adoration. One of these said eccentricities includes kind of bonkers names for their offspring. Who pushed the envelop further this year with his or her baby’s name?
Note: Did you think of another, even stranger celeb baby name than those included in our poll? Just vote “other” and clue us in to your pick in the comments.
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Bear Blu is just awful. I know these celebs think their kids are extra special therefore giving them unusual names, but why saddle their kids with names that are liable to make other children torment them. What do you think of Mirabella Bunny? That’s rocker Bryan Adam’s daughter’s name.
cherry blossom / 36 posts
why, why would you name your kid bear? SERIOUSLY?
You would think being a celebrity baby would be hard enough.
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Most of those names are ridiculous. I have always liked Harper, so that isn’t so bad.
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Yeah, Bear Blu is pretty bad… even for a celebrity baby. It’s like something you would name a pet, not a kid.
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Bear Blu is the worst. I don’t think Harper Seven is that bad.
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Bear Blu? Really? Oh my…
orchid / 176 posts
It’s kind of interesting seeing “Bear Blu” since I grew up with a kid named Bear… and while I probably was like “huh?” when we first met, I don’t even think about it twice now.
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Wasn’t Natalie Portman’s kid named after an old friend who’d died? Or was that someone else? If that’s her, I think she can be forgiven.
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I once knew a dog named Bear.
@thepsychoticraccoon@xanga - Wasn’t that Adriana Lima who named her baby after her first boyfriend? I know it was a supermodel, haha.
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@shayne_xx@xanga - Was that it? lol, I just remember the story and for some reason I thought it involved Natalie Portman.
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I LOVE the name Aleph and have liked it since she first announced the name. It might be a little different but it’s not obnoixous like other names. And I still think Apple is the most ridiculous of them all, even though Apple is old news now.
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@thepsychoticraccoon@xanga - I believe that was Miranda Kerr. http://perezhilton.com/2011-07-19-miranda-kerr-names-baby-after-late-boyfriend#.TueUznNSmxE