I'll be straight with you: this is a dude's hat. As in, it's made for dudes. I say forget that fact. Not only am I a huge advocate for using the men's single stall bathroom when the ladies' is occupado, I think dude clothes -- accessories included -- are totally OK for chick bods. The winter in most places on the planet gets super cold to a point where functioning fashion is imperative. Here Tony Hawk (I'm sure personally) brings us a jolt of crimson entangled with echoes of Pete And Pete and most importantly -- a promise to keep your stupid ears warm. And since this hat is intended for guys, that means that the construction of it theoretically focused more on utilitarian quality than high class glam. Your toasty head bits will thank you for this one.

Tony hawk® plaid trapper hat, $13.20 from Kohl's