Earlier this week, a Lovely posted about a woman getting butt implants with ingredients like cement and flat tire sealant. Call us crazy, but this doesn’t sound like a very good idea. As many of you commented, there are so many other, safer, ways to get the behind you desire. While there are voices in the media urging women to have a tiny, tight rear-end, many value the beauty of a full booty. If a bigger behind is something you strive for, here are a few options you should definitely check out before opting for the dangerous implants.
There’s booty enhancing clothing.
The Brazilian waistband is the best solution to the gap that happens at the waistline of jeans that don’t properly curve around your rear. The zipper is only a couple of inches and then the waistband has several buttons so that it cinches close around your waist. If you’ve already got considerable junk in the trunk, this is the pair of jeans for you.
If you weren’t endowed with much of a butt, embellished pockets draw attention to what is going on back there and makes it look a little fuller. Pocket flaps and design are good things to look for when picking out your next pair of jeans. Another tip is to find jeans with pockets a little lower and wider to make an illusion of greater surface area across your backside.
Buying jeans made with spandex gives the great butt you already have room to be amazing. Most jeans are made with some percentage of spandex, but to get the most stretch, opt for a pair of jeggings in your favorite color and cut.
Padded panties
are a great option if you know that your clothes are staying put. By that, I mean that these boyshorts with removable padding will be obvious to anyone who gets your pants off. Like a super padded push-up bra, these underwear provide a great outer package, but are ultimately false advertising.Is getting a bigger butt on your Christmas list this year? What are your favorite tricks to achieve the booty you desire?
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Girdles, spanx, padded bras, padded panties… men are going to start vomiting after we take off all of our clothing.
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I’m a butt girl. And while those jeans and panties give the illusion of an ass, I do exercises such as squats and lunges and work my glutes. I HAVE seen a bit of improvement. I really do like that butt lift jeans, though. I think the model wearing that looks better than Kim Kardashian’s overrated ass.
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The brazilian waistband doesn’t work for me. Short zippers don’t allow jeans to open enough to fit over my massive ass.
It drives me insane. I see all these massive-assed celebs who boast measurements more impressive than the 16 inch difference between my waist and ass with jeans that fit them… so what the fuck? Does Kim K still live in LA? I’m going to go break into her house to try on her jeans and figure out what the fuck is going on.
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I am quite happy with my derriere. No implants or padding pour moi.
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The chick in the Levis doesn’t even have a nice butt. The only model that can sell a make your butt look better product is the one in the butt lift jeans. The model in the padded panties looks like she stuck two small cushions on her butt cheeks, and Kim Kardashian’s butt is way overrated.
cherry blossom / 38 posts
this made me think of booty pop
magnolia / 1369 posts
my ass is lovely just the way it is, thanks Mom & Dad . i don’t need anything to enhance it !
cherry blossom / 35 posts
@turnyalightsdownlow@xanga - this is exactly what i wish all women thought of their bodies! thanks for reminding us.
cherry blossom / 35 posts
@CHRiSTiNE_x@xanga - yay body (and booty) love!
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As a girl with a flat ass I can honestly say I don’t want my ass to come off when I get naked, and those workouts may not always give you the butt you want. If your going to do surgery though, do your research and go to a damn doctor. I have a feeling this is going to lead to a rant on my own page. Lol
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@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - HAHA! Your comment reminds me of that Fresh Prince episode where Will gets stuck in the basement with his date after an earthquake and discovers half of her body is fake. Hair, nails, dress, padding… the whole shebang.
rose / 980 posts
@At_Sixes_And_Sevens@xanga - haha So true though. When I first gained weight in my early 20s it went straight to my girls and butt. Best non-surgery enhancement ever! More girls should consider gaining a few pounds and seeing what happens.
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Squats, for sure.
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I am not sure I’d want a bigger booty. I’m a smaller girl with a decent sized ass, and it works well.That being said, I always try to make sure my jeans make my butt look nice. My best friend nicely informed me half way through high school I was wearing “droopy ass” jeans and put them on a “do not wear” shelf.
@TiredSoVeryTired@xanga - I feel like that could easily backfired haha. Unfortunately not every girl can get a decent boob and butt enhancement without a more prominent stomach enhancement. That being said, I was super happy when I gained 5 pounds from birth control, and another from college, and realized I could now make cleavage if I pushed them up.
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Squats, lunges, running hills = tasty derriere
@Erika_Steele@xanga - I was thinking the exact same thing about the Levi gal!
peony / 2 posts
lol this post made me laugh <3