Be afraid. Be very afraid. The personal pie maker makes individual sized pies in less than ten minutes. I’m obligated to quote Jim Gaffigan: “Oh, I’ll just have one or twelve. They’re so small, they hardly even count. They’re like [pie] vitamins.” He was actually referring to mini muffins, but with all of the other brilliant (read: dangerous) kitchen appliances from the company responsible for the Personal Pie Maker, SmartPlanet, you won’t be at a shortage for any tempting treat, miniature or otherwise.
Cling to your vegetables, folks. That, or simply succumb to the magnetic allure of these life-simplifying devices that fall under the same subcategory of “convenient” as Betty Crocker Warm Delights. But I can sit here and sensationalize all I want — the best thing to do is look… at all the gadgets for your dietary amusement.
They call them home innovations. I call them ticking time bombs of temptation. What’s your take on having a device specifically for making yourself tiny pies?!