I might be the biggest reality TV junkie (in fact, I might discuss this problem further in a Lovelyish Dish later this week). Sad as it is, I plan my schedule around when my shows are set to come on (Nobody bother me at at 9 p.m. on Mondays — Bad Girls Club is on, sorry). But even though I am obsessed with reality shows, even I realize that there are just some shows on air that networks need to let go.
1. American Idol I honestly stopped watching the popular singing competition early on. The last full season of American Idol that I watched was the third, when the amazing Jennifer Hudson was kicked off way too soon. For a while after that, I only watched the auditions, simply for sheer comedy. The show itself became boring to me. Not that I don’t want to see people’s dreams come true, but there’s nothing to keep me interested anymore. Plus, once Paula left, the judge dynamic was off. And then Simon moved on, too? I don’t even bother watching the auditions anymore. It’s time for FOX to let it go and end on somewhat of a high note. Unlike the flat notes in this audition video from season 7.
2. The Real World
MTV started filming Real World back in 1992. For the past 19 years, regular Joes have been sending in audition tapes to be one of “seven [sometimes eight] strangers picked to live in a house, work together and have their lives taped.” I’ve been watching the show since I was 11. Now, at 21, I’m over it. It’s the same problems and drama each season — sexuality, relationships, politics and drunken fights. The show is now on season 26 in San Diego. I heard other people talking about it a few days ago, and I was surprised that it still attracts viewers. But then, I guess if there’s no Real World, there won’t be any more great Challenges in which MTV combines people from past seasons to duke it out for an amazing cash prize.
4. Jersey Shore I am a proud Jersey Shore fanatic. I’m definitely sitting in front of the TV every Jerzday! But even the biggest Shore fan has to admit that the show’s original glory is fading. It’s the same old, same old – -Sammi fighting with Ronnie, Snooki and Deena acting a mess at the club, the Situation fighting with… well, everybody. And while MTV drew me in by moving the cast to Italy for the fourth season, it’ll be back to the old GTL (gym, tan, laundry) in Jersey for the fifth — which should official be their last season. Even some of the cast seems ready to move on. Rumor has it that J-Woww and Snooki will get their own spinoffs, as well as Pauly D, but only when the Shore is done. Can’t lie though, I will miss Snooki’s antics!
What other reality shows do you all think need to end?
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Wait wait wait… someone who watches Bad Girls Club is going to tell us which reality tv shows need to die?
Excuse me a sec… I gotta go fix my ribs. They spontaneously combusted from the laughter.
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Psht, Confessions is a hater. I adore Bad Girls Club <3 I’m not one for having drama in my own life, but I love watching those girls duke it out!
I do still really like America’s Next Top Model, though. I don’t think I could ever get tired of that show, I’m always excited for the creative photography sessions.
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agree on all of them
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lol i really like the real world :/
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hahahah i agree so much, esp jersey shore.. that show literally just makes me sick.
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@getawayfine@xanga - Amused by irony =/= haterr.
Nice try though.
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sunflower / 413 posts
I don’t think they have to die. Why does everyone have to be such buzzkills. Just choose not to watch them and don’t worry about what other people want to watch.
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I agree with “Jersey Shore”..why do so many people like that show?
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I’m pretty sure ANTM lost its integrity this season. I’m guessing around the moment she told the girls to incorporate “pot ledom” (because omg that’s top model backwards!) into their pop songs.
orchid / 105 posts
I think a lot of them need to go away. That whole list AND some. Then again, I hardly watch TV, and when I do, it’s something weird like History Channel or HGTV. ::Shrug:: Don’t forget the “Teen Mom/16 and Pregnant” series, all of the “sports groupies (since none of them are actually wives)” franchise, and almost anything on TLC/MTV/VH1
magnolia / 1369 posts
the only show on the list that i still watch is Basketball Wives [ LA ] . to Hell with the rest of them . i stopped watching ANTM seasons ago because I couldn’t take it anymore, Tyra’s so into herself it’s un-effing-real . The Real World isn’t real ! it makes my balls itch & anyone that seriously tunes in to watch JS deserves to be punched so hard their future children will be bruised .
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I like ANTM but the All-Stars season kinda…yeah, makes it seem like it needs to quietly back away and be done.
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@ConfessionsOfAWhore@xanga - Your comment was an indirect jab at BGC… which warrants being labeled a hater.
My only reality tv related complaint is that EVERYTHING is a reality show now… even things that are completely uninteresting. So a lot of shows REALLY try hard to hype things up that just aren’t interesting. It’s like a commercial break as someone finishes digging a hole… that leads you to believe something important has happened. When the show resumes, you discover that he’s completed the hole with no problem… and then he goes to dig another hole.
…what the fuck?
orchid / 194 posts
I agree with all of them except Jersey Shore, I couldn’t live without it!
tulip / 21 posts
@ConfessionsOfAWhore@xanga - Yup I did! I watch BGC, and I’m not ashamed of it. It’s pure comedy to me! My post, my topic
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@BrittanyShawnte - Hey gurl you have the right to post about whatever you want, but do you mind explaining what sets Bad Girls Club apart from Jersey Shore, American Idol, Top Model…?
I mean, what’s your standard here? If you are going to write a semi-professional review about which reality shows need to “die” and which are still worth watching, you need a unit of measure other than your own personal opinion.
This post is, to me, nothing but your own personal opinion and therefore has no editorial value. Hence, I mock.
daffodil / 1579 posts
@ConfessionsOfAWhore@xanga - I love you
orchid / 116 posts
I really really really agree with ANTM. Since Tyra is just bringing in girls from the last seasons the show has been a snooze. I dont really watch The Jersey Shore since it dosnt appeal with me, same with American Idol, Basketball Wives & The Real World. Actually I havent watched The Real World since they were in Austin. That was the only season I watched, lol. I dont know why I tuned in, I must have been bored during eighth grade. ha.
orchid / 118 posts
@her_phantasmagoria@xanga - agreed.
I used to love ANTM, but the seasons seem to be becoming more and more fake. Tyra’s trying to make a reality star, not a great model.
Pot Ledem made me want to die.
ranunculus / 3457 posts
Dude, Jersey Shore is nearly the same crap as Bad Girls Club.
tulip / 21 posts
@ConfessionsOfAWhore@xanga - It is my personal opinion; that’s the point of a blog. I don’t expect everyone to agree with any of my posts. And while I said that I watch BGC, I never said, “Oh, make sure yall watch BGC.” That’s just a show I personally am addicted to. I still watch because of the fights and drama, and the different activities they do. But it’s on the verge of needing to die as well. I just didn’t add it to this post. But you have your opinion…to each his own.
magnolia / 1054 posts
antm really needs to die. it’s getting stale
sunflower / 316 posts
Survivor needs to end. Jeff isn’t even cute anymore, and he tweets way too much.
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i just say ALLLLLL reality tv shows should just die.
sunflower / 255 posts
I love me some Jersey Shore
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Add to the list these reality TV shows - News Update: Reality TV Show “Sister Wives” Under Investigation For Bigamy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj7-mz-UhCM
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I don’t like reality shows, period. Unfortunately, it seems like that’s all there is on TV nowadays, hence why I’ve stopped watching TV.
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I agree with all of those ones you mentioned.. ESPECIALLY Jersey Shore.. I’ve never watched basketball wives, but Ive heard of it and it sounds pretty stupid..
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I watch Jersey Shore. It’s hilarious. I try my best to think of it as one big ass joke, and some of the best acting ever! But then I remember I KNOW people like that. So, it almost brings tears to my eyes…
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I HATEEEE top model now. It’s about glorifying ghetto fabulous bitches who have absolutely no chance in the real world of high fashion. Rarely do they even choose girls who look right for that industry. I started watching this season but couldn’t make it through episode three. It’s just too trashy! And Tyra is too in love with herself, ughhhhh!
rose / 791 posts
Ugh, all of them. They’re dire and I have no idea how people can tolerate them.
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I almost can never find anything on tv anymore, because everything is “reality” from the 20 something drunks, to the people trying to survive in the woods, and the people trying to survive life (little people, the duggars, gypsy wedding, bad girls club). it’s all a waste of airtime. I feel like the only tv with a plot that is supposed to look like a plot anymore is cartoons. which is also getting stupid, and annoying.
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Why can’t ALL reality shows just die..? Why do we have to stop at these five?
orchid / 184 posts
I pretty much hate most reality shows especially Bad Girls Club & Basketball Wives. They’re not at all entertaining
rose / 795 posts
Good post, but ANTM can never die! At least not until Tyra releases all of the cycles on DVD.
cherry blossom / 36 posts
agree with everyone esp antm!
seriously that show is all glitz no show.. i haven’t seen a really successful model emerge from it…its a nice idea but without much backing after the show it is really hard for models to survive the modeling world.
tulip / 6 posts
as another reality tv show junkie, i agree with all, except jersey shore. i’ve still got love in my heart for that cast. it seriously boggles my mind that the real world is still on, i remember watching the first season (dating myself here) and at the time it was ground breaking and original. now it’s formulaic and predictable.
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never heard of basketball wives… the real world is STILL on?
sunflower / 393 posts
I’m on board for American Idol, America’s Next Top Model, Jersey Shore and frankly, anything that has the word ‘wives’ in it. All of those shows should just be killed. They’re done. They’ve run their course. No one cares anymore.
GIVE. IT. A. REST.
That is all.
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jersey shore never gets old to me, i don’t ever think it’s the same and if so who cares, i still think it’s very entertaining and i wish i had snooki and deena to party with when i get drunk although i’m not the same as them at all haha.
magnolia / 1066 posts
I pretty much agree, except I still love ANTM, and I’ve never heard of Basketball Wives….lol.
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anything on MTV that isn’t related to music needs to die.
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@BrittanyShawnte - Yeah, but how can you stand it? It just grates me nerves like nails to a chalkboard… I just want to strangle those dumb bitches or throw something at my TV… If I’m going to watch something funny yet cringe-inducing it would be something a hell of a lot more worthwhile, like Curb Your Enthusiasm or something… I just don’t get the appeal. We all claim to hate drama yet so many of us seem to secretly crave it by watching junk food TV that gives more money to the dumb, vapid women going off on each other over mostly nothing. I’m fairly certain half the drama is fake and just stirred up to get better ratings.
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@karopark - Much like American Idol’s winners. Or maybe that show annoys me even more now because the last two or three winners have been boring ass country singers. Just bump the shitty show to CMT and let it rot away slowly.
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Letting TV shows go with dignity isn’t really a smart thing for the people working for the shows… if they’re still making money they are still making money! But the other day I heard that Survivor is still running! If I weren’t so busy I would still watch it, that show was always awesome. It too is on a high number of seasons.
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And those two people in the American Idol video actually could sing, they were just stressed. Voice is a very delicate thing. The way you are effected when you cry and how that changes your voice, it is similar to what goes on when you are stressed. Sharp pitch and a shaky tone are evidence. While they wouldn’t of been able to make it anyways, and while that guy had no sense of dynamics, people are sadistic for enjoying that.
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I so agree with you about “Jersey Shore”. I don’t think there’s an ounce of intelligence in all of the cast put together.
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I absolutely hate jersey shore. anyone who watches it has no class whatsoever. all the show is them bitching at each other and BEEP BEEP BEEEP beeping out all there cuss words. then it shows people having sex, like who could like that show its so fucked up its not even funny. and everyone on there is orange. all the girls look exactly the same they all have really long black hair. and all the guys are obviously on steroids.
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agreed! i used to love ANTM, and now it just makes me cringe. it really isn’t about striving to be a top model anymore.
jersey shore is getting a bit dry but i still love it! it’s ridiculous but i still can’t wait each week to catch the new ep!
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1. all of them
2-5. Jersey Shore (multiple times)
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I agree with all of them except America’s Next Top Model.
American Idol started to suck after Chris Daughtry was kicked off. I tried watching the Real World this year and it was so freaking boring. I moved on to watching Top Chef. Jersey Shore sucks like hell and negatively portrays Italian Americans. Basketball Wives is okay, but definitely not amazing.
My favorite reality shows are Top Chef, The Real Housewives of New York, Intervention, Celebrity Rehab, ANTM, and You’re Cut Off.
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i hate reality tv period. the only shit i watch on tv is the simpsons, the news and nfl football.. the only reality tv i’ll probably watch is top chef or food network in general..
BTW you forgot keeping up with the kardashians and their many dumb spinoffs that never sees a second or third or fourth season.. ice t and his wife’s show has got to go for good.. ice t is better either rapping or acting.. kendra wilkinson’s show gotta go too..and the “real” housewives bullshit..
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People still watch TV? Shame.
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The only shows I hate that made this list would be American Idol, I stopped watching American Idol back in about 08/07?…And even then I would also only watch the audition videos because American Idol is known for its annoying auditions. I also hate Basketball Wives. It’s seriously boring and I do agree with the age thing and fighting in that age range. Jersey Shore, I’ve never really cared for the series. I mean, I’ve watched at least about 3 episodes but my one friend ADORES Jersey Shore and it’s the only thing that keeps her in a good mood. My mom also like JS, It also keeps her in a good mood. Both are sort of hot-heads. Two that didn’t make the list would be Teen Mom/16 and Pregnant. Seriously, who wants to watch a TV show about teenage girls getting knocked up and telling about how hard a struggle it is to raise a baby? Use a freaking condom next time!