Forget about gym, tan, and laundry — Nicole “Snooki Polizzi” is getting serious with her new fragrance named after herself, “Snooki by Nicole Polizzi.”

The fragrance thankfully does not smell like pickles but is candy-inspired containing high sugar notes like pink cupcake and a special ingredient called “sexy wood.” And although the bottle does not have an enormous pouf, it does has a cheetah print design, complete with rhinestone hearts.

Snooki wanted her fragrance to reflect her fun, outgoing personality and not discriminate on age saying, “And I feel like everybody’s gonna love the scent — even like eight-year-olds are going to wanna wear it and I just wanted it to reflect me.”

Let’s also not forget that Snooki’s fragrance has a unique three-way application and purpose: One for everyday wear, another for clubbing, and a third for “other things.” [via Vulture]

What do you Lovelies think? Will Snooki’s fragrance get you fist-pumping or simply make you gag?