Sorry for all the Snooki news today, Lovelies, but this is worth noting. In last night's installment of The Jimmy Kimmel Show, Snooks revealed -- among other things, like the fact that her latest book spouts the word "friggin'" a whopping 74 times -- her utter negligence of two prolific authors. Watch the video evidence after the cut. 


What a bummer Jersey Shore's fourth season just wrapped and we have to wait IDKHOWLONG 'til the fifth. We could swim through Snooki's sagacious sputterings all damn day. And today, we kinda just did. [via Crushable]

Also, where is the two cents store? Sounds kinda cool...