Indulgent Southern cuisine cook Paula Deen just unveiled her very own lip balm and – well – it’s supposed to taste like butter. I’ll pretend I’m disgusted while in secret I’m totally excited. In celebration of Deen’s relentless attempts to smear the planet in her favorite type of shortening, we compiled a list of 10 more completely bizarre lip balm flavors that are real and that you can buy (if… you want).
My Lip Stuff- Bloody Mary, Tube, from Amazon
1. Bloody Mary Nothing quite expresses a suffocating enthusiasm for brunch quite like smearing your mouth with something that doesn’t contain alcohol but tastes like it should.
J&D’s Bacon Flavored Lip Balm, 4.5-Gram Tube (Pack of 4), $16.00 from Amazon
2. Bacon Seriously, is there no end in sight of this everything-bacon craze?
Wasabi Lip Balm, $5.99 from Amazon
3. Wasabi A relentless sushi habit can get pricey. So this is kind of like saving money! … Right?
Pickle Lip Balm, from Amazon
4. Pickles How much you wanna bet Snooki’s already hoarding a case of these?
My Lip Stuff- Cheese Pizza, Tube, from Amazon
5. Cheese pizza Satisfy the craving sans calories! I don’t even believe it as I type it.
Vitamin Water XXX Flavored Lipbalm, SPF 20, Acai-Blueberry-Pomegranate .14 oz (4 g), $2.99 from Amazon
6. Vitamin Water But what’s a Gatorade faithful to do?
Lip Balm Pop Secret Buttered Popcorn, from Amazon
7. Buttered popcorn This must be easier to sneak into theaters than a bag from your home microwave.
Corn Dog Lip Balm, $5.99 from Amazon
8. Corn dogs All the stomach-pumping fun of the fair may be found in one stick!
Ghostbusters Lip Balm Stay Puft Marshmallow, from Amazon
9. Marshmallows or ghosts Good God, what is this supposed to taste like?! My money’s on ghosts.
Dippin’ Dots Cotton Candy Flavored Lip Balm – Two .15 Oz Tubes, from Amazon
10. Astronaut ice-cream Please explain to me how the geniuses at NASA made these tubes taste like ice-cream for astronauts as opposed to ice-cream for the masses.
Check out a whole slew of strangely flavored lip balms at My Lip Stuff. Accoutrements lent heavily to the compilation of this list, too, with its endless spread of flavored gloss.
Have you or would you try any of these unusually flavored lip balms? What flavor do you wish was represented in the world of lip care?
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I have some Twinkie flavored chapstick. Mmmmmm!
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my boyfriend has the Stay-Puft Marshmallow one. He’s a huge Ghostbusters fan, so it makes sense. but it smells god-awful. it smells like roasted marshmallows, but disgusting. had a feeling that it would be on this list…haha
rose / 944 posts
Buttered popcorn flavor?! Do want.
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I have a Yankee Candle lip balm in Vanilla Cupcake. I’m hoping the next flavor they come out with is Hazelnut Coffee! Mmmmm!
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I WANT THE DIPPING DOTS ONE!
rose / 948 posts
i would get the vitamin water one, it’s probably the only one that won’t make me crave food constantly
ranunculus / 3285 posts
I’d try the vitamin water one.
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I would try them all. :p
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I had the wasabi balm, but I threw it out because it was so… unappealing. I bought it as a gag gift for an old friend but she gave it back to me LOL.
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Cheese pizza? .__.
lily / 5148 posts
Wow, these are weird. Lol
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Hahaha. WEIRD! Id feel like I want to lick my lips all day!
orchid / 193 posts
I totally want the vitamin water one…and the dippin dots one. I’m curious as to what the cheese pizza and buttered popcorn ones are like… I mean, I actually do like those buttered popcorn jelly beans. (Don’t judge me! lol) I would definitely never try the pickles or wasabi flavored ones… To me, the others are just sort of meh… but it really is a weird collection of flavors!
daffodil / 1525 posts
Awesome post. i would probably try the vitaminwater one…
rose / 834 posts
I had the vitamin water one, in huge size. They’re like 3 lipgloss tubes as one.
daisy / 506 posts
@jolisa_fashion - Yeah — I feel like the savory flavors are the most intriguing.
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I want the vitamin water one! That sounds yummy… the others, not so much.
orchid / 183 posts
http://www.drugstore.com/chicken-poop-free-range-chicken-poop-lip-balm/qxp155686?catid=108348&fromsrch=chicken+poop+lip+balm
Chicken Poop Lip Balm! –And I actually love it.
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i want to try the last one :]
magnolia / 1066 posts
Pickles?! Ew.
I mean most of these things taste good as food but I wouldn’t want the flavor lingering on my lips, especially not if I was going to be kissing someone that day :p
sunflower / 281 posts
OMFG! I need to buy the popcorn kind
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I wonder if the Pickle package designer intentionally placed the lip balm on pickle man’s crotch.
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The vitamin water lip balm looks like it’s worth a try.
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i think the only good one on here is the dippin dots. i think anything fruity sounds good to me to actually put on my lips. other than that, id just collect them
tulip / 12 posts
bought my brother nacho lip balm for his birthday…he loves it, but i think it’s absolutely revolting.
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I want the wasabi kind! Super tingly lips!! >3<
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@starcrossedloversdivine@xanga - How was it?
hydrangea / 77 posts
I have bacon lip balm, not that brand. but it was as a joke because my two favorite things in this world are chapstick and bacon so my dad bought it for me.
I also have the vitamin water one that I use for real, I like it.
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What makes the dipping dots a weird one….?
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i have bacon balm and it is wonderful
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haha! I would so get the wasabi and pickle! Oh, and of course dippin’ dots. YES!!!!!
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I’ll be getting a few of these.
rose / 834 posts
@LaughOutLoudLauren@xanga - It was okay, but the texture of the lip gloss was very petroleum-based, and somewhat sticky. It left me feeling like there was a film on my lips, not like it was really moisturizing (like the organic coconut one I have does). So while it was cute as a novelty or back-up chapstick, it wasn’t my number 1.
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I can’t imagine how my mouth would react to wasabi on my lips.. HAHAHAH.. as for bloody mary.. I’ve tried that flavor on Dirty Chips.. it’s actually pretty good…. if they do taste the same, that is..