Can someone explain to me why celebs like Ashton Kutcher will cheat on their spouses and assume they won’t get caught? I mean, do they think for a second that these girls are above selling their stories to tabloids for some some quick cash? Anyway, here’s the dish from Kutcher’s reported fling, 22-year-old San Diego-based administrative assistant, Sara Leal, who claims to have had sex with Ashton on his six-year anniversary. 

“He just came up and kissed me,” the Texas native tells Us of Kutcher’s first bold move in the wee hours; minutes later, Leal, Kutcher and another young woman were completely nude and in a hot tub on the balcony.

“I didn’t think it was out of the ordinary,” Leal admits. “I wasn’t self-conscious about getting naked.”

When Kutcher claimed that he was “separated” from wife Moore, 48, Leal tells Us she believed him.

After retreating to Kutcher’s bedroom past 6 a.m., “he lost his towel and I took my robe off,” Leal says. “Then we had sex.”

“He was good,” Leal reveals. “It wasn’t weird or perverted.” It also wasn’t 100 percent safe, either: Leal tells Us that Kutcher did not wear a condom during their one-on-one encounter.

UGH UGH UGH. Okay. If you’re going to be a HUGE douchebag and cheat on your spouse, at the very least use protection. What if you get an STD and pass it along to your totally innocent spouse? The whole thing makes me want to barf.