I love Hello Kitty as much as any other girl and as you all know…she’s basically everywhere. I knew that some unnecessary Hello Kitty inventions had been created, like the guitar and toaster, but I never imagined I’d see Hello Kitty like this! 


 
1. Guns: What’s better than to be violent with your rifle decked out in bright pink and Hello Kitty? 


2. Condoms: Nothing says “Let’s get it on” better than a cutely packaged Hello Kitty condom. 


3. Tooth Caps: Now you can say “cheese!” with confidence with your new Hello Kitty teeth.


4. Urinals: Now if only they could make one that says: “Put toilet seat down after you’re done!”


5. Sausage links: Need I say more?


6. Contacts: Why follow the trend of having normal colored eyes when you can have Hello Kitty ones?


7. Bongs: For Hello Kitty’s “special” catnip. 

8. Beer: Beck’s Hello Kitty beer. Classy.

9. Jets: Feel like a G6 with Eva Air, a Taiwanese airline that features Hello Kitty decor.




10. House: Still unsatisfied? Well how about an entire home decked out in Hello Kitty! In addition the house, the Grand Hi-Lai Hotel in Taiwan also has a Hello Kitty suite and room.