Nip slips puns aside (except for just that one), this is probably one of the most sinister dresses appearing at Paris Fashion Week. British designer Rachel Freire collected 3,000 cow and yak (exotic!) nipples to create um, clothes.
Freire says she simply picked up the various nipples from tanneries where they would otherwise be discarded. Yeah! So it’s like, recycling! With nipples! To make clothes! I’m sorry… my forced enthusiasm still isn’t getting me into this one.
Anyone wanna take a stab at which celebrity (besides Lady Gaga) will be the first to don this boobtastic piece? No, really, let’s throw some guesses out. [via Gawker]