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I always believe all of them, too.

The only lie on that list I tell is “I’m fine, don’t worry.” But that’s to really everyone really.

“I never drink this much” and “Everything’s fine”  = Guilty.  Haha… 

-shrugs- I’m still a virgin, so I haven’t told most of those. And I tell everyone that everything is fine, regardless of if it is or not. Who really cares? Who would care if I told them something was wrong? Nobody ever really does, and if they do, you should keep them. We all have enough of our own problems, anyways, without having to carry other’s burdens. 

…Christ, don’t I sound like a jaded, bitter person? 

“your penis isn’t that small.” the guy was insecure about it and wanted to fish for a compliment. he really wasn’t that small but not big either, so I wasn’t going to say he’s big or small*shrug*

@Ashley Nicole Anders@facebook - you didnt miss much
they’re all common sense / typical lies that people say on a day to day basis to make themselves look less of a bitch / asshole

The only one I’ve told was “You were great, really.” =D And I reallyy reallyy felt bad for the guy. 

It’s annoying that if we say we’ve slept with only one or two guys (or less), it’s assumed to be a lie….It really is true for some of us.  :/

@lewk@xanga - loooool, I think this article would have been more appropriately titled, “Lies whores tell.”

The female equivalent would be, “oh baby you’re so tight…I’ve never been with someone as tight as you.., feels so great” blah blah blah. Something along those lines would be what a woman wants to hear. To know her hole hasn’t become some average hole that feels GREAT to be in and all but gives off the “been around feel”. lol. At least that’s my guess!

Haha Fact.

@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - haha agreed.

Number one lie girls tell guys… “GIRLS DONT POOP” 

i’ve said 8 out of the 11 lies only to continue and remain a bachelorette hahahaha

I love this. And I’m proud of us woman! Men lie about everything under the sun, we can lie about a few things here and there

HAHAHAHAHA.

Beyond “I’m Pregnant” in a purely, not subtle, joking way and the occasional “I’m Fine” to make him leave me alone so I can mope in peace I have never said any of these and I’m not a virgin. Why would I lie about a dude’s penis size? He can see it for himself so he has an idea. Why would I lie about the sex quality? I didn’t come, right? I have only been with one guy. And I rarely drink.

Never used any of them, except “everything’s fine”.

@FallenReign@xanga - fucking love you

Funny, because I know people who have used them. But I really do like when my boyfriend breaks out his Wu-Tang.. lol

I haven’t told any of these lies aside from “everything is fine”, but I assure you and all males in the universe, it isn’t a personal slight to the gender. <3 I’m perfectly capable of saying this to anyone and it not be true because I really don’t like sharing much about my life—especially if it’s upsetting me. That’s pretty much the extent of my lying ability.

“everything is fine” is technically not a lie, as fine is a relative term. also, if a guy asks if anything’s wrong and a gal says “fine”, I think most guys would understand that means yes.

I’ve only ever said “I’m fine” when I’m not and I use that with everyone, not just the men around me. Other than that, I am brutally honest. Especially with sex! I don’t fake anything nor lie about any of it. I will not pet a man’s ego and tell him he’s the biggest, or the best, or I’ve only had a few guys, or whatever else makes him feel special. Nope. I’m a woman, I’m strong, I have a sex drive, and I’ve probably had better/bigger men. Don’t get a complex, it was (probably) still fun. Geeze.

The role changes these days are kind of funny. Men acting like overly-sensitive school girls while women become the strong ones who have to lie to make the men feel better about themselves (“do I look fat in this?” haha).

Never told any of these lies to guys I’m dating. I tell other people “I’m fine” when I’m not because I don’t want them to worry about me, not because I’m passive aggressive. I’ve always honest about the sex past and when/if a guy wants a opinion on his penis I say “it works for me”. And I truly am a terrible liar. It is actually the worst thing ever.

@tears_foraffairs@xanga - Guys don’t like when I confess I poop, haha. They tell me I’m just making it up and they refuse to believe I poop.

Only lies I tell – I dont poop, ever. and Im fine, dont worry about it.

But funny thing is it says girls tell their guys they havent done whatever sexual thing before, cosmo actually tells girls to say htat to their boyfriends. I just dont say anything about doing it with someone else or not, why would you?

Okay, so there’s 11. Now get to work on posting the other 26,541,969,104.

Hahaha, I really am genuinely terrible at lying. When I was with my ex he kept hinting me to tell him he was big, I just couldn’t do it. Eventually he said “You think I have a tiny penis don’t you?” I immediately went back with “No! No, of course not! It’s… uh… it’s perfect.” Thankfully I don’t have to lie to my current boyfriend about that

As for the others? Nope. Like I said, no need to lie to him