I don’t know about you, but I always check the names of nail polishes see in the stores. Nail polish names can be very creative, with some colors having names that somehow fits them perfectly. And then some can be downright crazy! Think of the Kardashian Kolors nail polish collection from the Kardashian sisters. (“Khloé Had A Little Lam-Lam?”)
The Huffington Post did a short roundup of ridiculous nail polish names earlier this week. See them after the jump.
“I’m Not Really A Waitress”
I get the connection between the “vivacious chianti red” (named after the Chianti wine, a red wine made is Tuscany) and a waitress that might serve it. It’s just not a good name. A better and more simpler name–”Chianti Red” that OPI claims the color to be.
“I’m Not Really A Whore” (top middle) and “Left Him Cuffed To The Bed” (top left) by Naughty Nailz
Yes, those are the actual names! Other names from this nail polish company are “Spank Me I’m Naughty” and “Secret Carpet Burn.” Well, if you’re freaky like that, these might just be for you.
“Iris I Was Thinner” from Sephora by OPI
Yeah, this one’s a sure fire way to boost self-esteem! Pick it up, and automatically feel like you should be in the gym, instead of picking up some polish for your pedicure later.
Meet Balls by Essie
Who thought this one up?! Sorry, but I don’t want the proposed color of testicles on my fingernails, thank you.
Pussy Galore by Nars
The name of a brand can make or break it. Naming your nail polish after the vagina may just turn away buyers. Just saying.
See more of these crazy nail polish names here!
What’s the most ridiculous name in the list? What are some other silly names of nail polishes you’ve heard of?
[via Huffington Post]