There might be a lot of anti-American sentiment circling the globe, but a worldwide poll of 30,000 respondents has named the land of the free as the world’s coolest nation. The survey, which was conducted by social network Badoo.com, also ranked the world’s least coolest nationalities, which include Canadians, Germans, and Poles.
Full disclosure: I’m not an American, so I feel obligated to disagree with the results of this poll. My countries (I’m multi-ethnic) boast the invention of noodles, the proliferation of bubble tea, and some of the best beaches in Southeast Asia.
At the same time, I will admit that a lot of “cool” things come from America — jazz, rock ‘n roll, NYC, Hollywood, and blue jeans. Lloyd Price, Director of Badoo’s Marketing department, agrees, saying, “America boasts the world’s coolest leader, Obama; the coolest rappers, Jay-Z and Snoop Dogg; and the coolest man in technology, Steve Jobs of Apple, the man who even made geeks cool.”
But anyway, the remainder of the survey results:
10 Coolest Nationalities
1. Americans
2. Brazilians
3. Spanish
4. Italians
5. French
6. British
7. Dutch
8. Mexicans
9. Argentinians
10. Russians
Five least coolest:
1. Belgians
2. Poles
3. Turks
4. Canadians
5. Germans
No Asian, African, or Oceanic nations? I am le sad.
Do you agree with the outcome of this poll? [Yahoo News]
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How can you rate how cool a nationality is? I dont understand, haha. I think Canadians are cool, then again, thats probably because I am Canadian. But I mean, POUTINE! Yums much?
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gahahahahahaahahahaha! USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!
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Ok now that I got that out of the way, haha, I think polls like that are lame. but hey, I’m American and I cannot help but agree with the results.
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WTF? I actually think Belgians, Turks, Canadians, and Germans are pretty damn cool. And I may be biased, but I was hoping Australians at the very least would make this list. I keep hearing that Aussies are pretty cool. (I’m ethnically Slovak and Croatian but no one knows about them lol)
Ugh. I highly disagree with the results of this poll.
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Really?! I thought Greenland was the coolest country in the world.
@AimeeFrying@xanga - I …er… wrote a reply before realizing you wrote Poutine, and er… not Poutain as I originally misread it. >_<’
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“We hate your government and your politics and we probably hate your people, but we like Disneyland, Hollywood movies, Times Square, and hip hop.”
Sounds about right to me haha.
ranunculus / 3457 posts
Umm… if “cool” means fashionable America is not even in the top 50. And Badoo? wtf is that?
rose / 791 posts
I would definitely have to disagree with this…
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You forgot to mention there are no central american countries in the list as well, le sad.
orchid / 183 posts
@minha__menina@xanga - Mexico is the 8th coolest nation
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I live in America, and I have to disagree. America really isn’t all that great. . .
magnolia / 1369 posts
USA USA USA NUMBER 1 NUMBER 1 NUMBER 1(lol)
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it also has to be stated that the U.S has a lot of disadvantages, but we’re cool i guess!
magnolia / 1357 posts
WHAT? We’re only #8?? How could the British and the Dutch beat us?! Blah … I disagree with these results
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Nationalism is stupidity at its finest.
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@Denise - Mexico is in North America…as a Mexican myself I felt the need to clarify that hehe
And I cannot believe we’re below the Dutch haha…(ok I know this list proves nothing)
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This is another reason to call us Americans aggroant. I bet the person that conducted this study is American.
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Why don’t people consider San Francisco when thinking of California? It’s always Los Angeles/Hollywood. Are people geographically challenged or what? There is a Northern and a Southern portion to CA. Just like any other state in this country. Los Angeles only makes up the SoCal part while San Francisco/Silicon Valley makes up the Northern part.
I feel left out in this gigantic state.
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@AsylumBlue@datingish - I disagree. A reasonable degree of Nationalism is a healthy pride in the land that one comes from. I think all people should have it for their home land.
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@tokyoexpressman@xanga - that’s how it was when I lived in Germany.
rose / 791 posts
@Yoru_Kendo@xanga - why? You don’t choose where you’re born.
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I will have the Team America theme song stuck in my head for days now…
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@Yoru_Kendo@xanga - I see what you did there, you replied to me and then deleted your response. I guess you realised what I was saying.
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@theflowerstem@xanga - Yes and no, I didn’t figure it was worth fighting over. A lot of people like to get on the “I hate America therefore all Americans are stupid” band wagon and I think it’s lame. It’s really nothing new so I figured it wasn’t worth one more fruitless discussion about.
@written_conversations@xanga - No you don’t, you are correct, but where you come from and where you grow up is a pretty important thing. In most cases it shapes a lot about you, your world views not being the least of those things. Enjoying your ethnic identity is something that strengthens your personal identity and is also something that strengthens a sense of community spirit.
When country A does country A traditions every year and eats common country A foods and plays country A music then they naturally feel a sense of identity and, thus, pride in it. Theres nothing wrong with that. Nationalism is one of the things that kept the women of America strong during WW2 when they had to care for the family and keep the industry of nation at war alive. And a hunger for Nationalism is one of the things that motivated a desperate Germany to embrace Nazism. Like anything, sensibility and moderation is key.
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@Yoru_Kendo@xanga - I wasn’t going to fight, I was just going to tell you I wasn’t stereotyping all of us, I was just letting people know exactly why some people in other countries dislike us. I have noticed a lot of people on the internet (esp. tumblr) that hate being American, but I wasn’t trying to give off that impression.
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Where are the Caldari? The Gallente? Goodness, what about the Amarr even? This is a hugely biased survey. None of my favorites are on there!
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@theflowerstem@xanga - Fair enough. I guess a large portion of people that point those types of things out are the I hate Americans type. I guess I, myself, cannot understand why a person would hate being the nationality that they are. I know this country has a lot of problems, but hey what country doesn’t right? Perhaps its the evils of the past that some people try to make the current generations feel guilt over? Or perhaps its our current politics over the last couple decades? It would make an interesting study.
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@QuantumStorm@xanga - Yeah seriously, the Hmong aren’t even on here. They are super badass.
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@tokyoexpressman@xanga - Pretty much. It’s our pop culture and celebrities that keep the world from shunning us haha
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That site’s in English, that narrows the diversity of the poll takers right there. Not a very reasonable poll.
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Who did they survey, Americans? Rofl. Hilarious. I’d say the coolest country is Japan.
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@AimeeFrying@xanga - YEAH I love poutine….. now I know what I’m gonna have for lunch! Haha.
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canadians?! since when are canadians not cool?!
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America, fuck yeah!
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@At_Sixes_And_Sevens@xanga - Don’t forget our cassette tapes and VCRs.
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@tokyoexpressman@xanga - that’s sounds right too.
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Canada is one of the least coolest? Since when? I say bullshit. Uh, hello?! Canada is the epitome of “cool.”
rose / 812 posts
SLAVERY, FUCK YEAH!
cherry blossom / 39 posts
I wish I could be Malaysian.
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i think a more varied re-do over is in order
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FUCK YEAAAAAAH
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So, they took a poll to find out who’s the Fonzie of the world? Wow, way to waste a bunch of peoples’ time, guys.
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LOL we’re the least coolest. Not surprising since Americans are always making fun of the ‘great white North’.
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Where are the asians?
The Japs try like crazy to be cool. And the Malaysians definitely ARE cool!
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I would agree that Germans aren’t very cool…
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I can honestly say I am surprised by the results of this poll. It makes me wonder about the people surveyed. Were they mostly United States Americans? If so, these results would be expected. If not, then I’m glad to hear some positive attitudes toward the US.
Canadians aren’t cool?! That’s crazy. I think Canada is awesome.
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Irish are the coolest. I’m also saddened that Aussies aren’t on there.
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@millionofstars@xanga - I hate Los Angeles. I wish I could move to San Fran. And Hollywood is even that great. In fact, I notice nothing special about. It’s just a bunch of a-holes walking around.
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Did they investigate which nationalities voted the most, though? Considering Americans tend to have the most internet access and the boredom to do polls like these, I would bet that a large number (if not the majority) of the voters were American anyway. I personally don’t know any non-Americans who think America is #1 for anything other than some negative things.I’d guess that most of the voters on this poll were American.
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@TheTheologiansCafe@xanga - Too bad. There are Middle Eastern and American expats in Malaysia and they stay because Malaysia is proven to be a safe haven for both Middle Easterns and Americans who get along well with no one accusing each other of ‘terrorism’.
rose / 834 posts
Omg that song is amazing, I always sing it on National holidays. Saving the motherfuckin day yeah!
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@theflowerstem@xanga - badoo is actually a European networking website
Honestly, the ‘uncool’ nationality list doesn’t surprise me especially since I live in the EU. I can’t speak for Belgians but Poles and Turks are stereotyped as poor. This is a very euro-centric list. Come to Britain, you should see the hate that legal Polish migrants get here…
@AsylumBlue Agreed.
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what?! only second place?!!! I call shenanigans!
And what’s wrong with Canadians? and what did Belgians ever do wrong?
This doesn’t make sense…
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@Zissu25@xanga - I always had the impression that everyone liked Canadians except the Americans.. Something tells me that Americans made this poll….
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@AimeeFrying@xanga - I agree! I used to live in Canada… Lived there for the first 17 years of my life then moved to the states….. Canada has better food! Poutines ftw! Therefor, Canada is the coolest
I definitly disagree with this poll…….
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In my opinion, Canadians are so low on the list because nobody really knows much about Canada (except the stupid stereotypical things) and don’t really care to learn. I personally am glad I am NOT American. I enjoy walking into my doctors office or hospital and not forking out a dime, think you very much. I will admit our taxes are outrageous, but the things we get as a result of those taxes make it worth it, I think.
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