Batten your arteries! Healthy and organic chain restaurant Denny’s has come out with the ultimate in American sandwich dreams, and they’re calling it the Mac n’ Cheese Big Daddy Patty Melt. As you can tell by the name, it’s a whole wheat wrap filled with mayo-free tuna salad and grilled veggies.

J/k, it’s a “burger patty layered with slices of cheese, macaroni and cheese, another layer of cheese, some kind of tomato-based “frisco” sauce and two pieces of buttered-up potato bread.” Still hungry? It comes with a side of fries. And for an additional 69 cents, you can add extra cheese. Brillz!

You might remember Denny’s previous foray into death-defying sandwich gluttony: the Fried Cheese Melt, which stuffed fried mozzarella sticks into a grilled cheese. Would you order the MCBDPM?