Hallmark is in hot water with the NAACP over a graduation greeting card that the civil rights group claims contains snippets of racist dialogue.

A member says that the card’s recorded message evokes “children bantering and making fun of blackness,” and in particular that a cartoon character who mentions “black holes” sounds instead to be saying “black wh*res.”


Hallmark is defending itself, saying the theme of the card–which has been out for 3 years–is, innocuously enough, the solar system, and they’ve even provided transcripts of the card’s dialogue. And yet, they’re still pulling the cards from stores.

Now, you guys know I like to call attention to potential instances of racism, but seriously….is this the Onion?