Lovelyish

Finally, she’s got a Johnson of her own!

he’s cool.
he’s all grown up now.

and why did he feel the need to bring his snake to the vma’s? 

You know those kids you knew in high school who, at the time, were pretty cool and you secretly looked up to them, but then you looked back and realized that they were actually huge losers? Justin Bieber is one of those, but he’s doing it in front of billions of people.

Obviously one bad motha.

he still doesn’t look manly with the small snake.

his dad is freakin hot. he’s the opposite of his dad with his prettyboy style. some prettyboys are cute but he just doesn’t make it work.

Harry Potter, is that you?

that poor corn snake.

He looks like a chick trying to be a dude :p

Everytime the camera pans on him he looks so unhappy. Someone needs to get the stick out of his ass.

@pikaaa - Amen.

Poor kid. He just tries so. hard.

Huh… he actually looks attractive in this picture.

I love Justin. I’m so ashamed!

Just when I thought Justin Bieber couldn’t look any more unmanly, he fools me again! Seriously, and with a pet snake to boot?

attention

what the hell? well, he can do what he wants

@TequilaKisses@xanga - LMFAO

@MiriamBeth@xanga - I didn’t know if you were unhappy, you have stick up your ass. Thank you for informing us of that. I might take mine out but it’s lodged pretty deep...sigh

OP:

I’m not sure why people make fun of a teenage boy and over the internet no less…but it’s whatever. He can do whatever..bringing a pet snake is not that crazy compared to some artists (e.g Lady Gaga and that egg or that ridiculous meat dress). It’s really tame.

Herpetologists everywhere rejoice, we’re finally less creepy

I think those glasses and snake are cool.

he looks like my female gym teacher from elementary school..

Haha Justin’s balls still have yet to drop. 

He looks weird as hell. I hate it.

hai guise, look, i brought show and tell!!

Lol what?…

those shoes are the ugliest fkn things i’ve ever seen in my life. maybe if they weren’t the high top kind. either way, who the fuck puts that print on anything other than langerie?

Serpent. 

Did he let a 5 year old dress him? the loud red pants and leopard shoes….. oh dear…. the chains dont go either. stay with the preppy style…. my goodness…. he’s gonna look back at this picture and shudder as well as “I went out in THAT?” grab a mirror kiddo, he needs one.

and no, this is not out of bitchiness, this is out of concern…

@shandilion@xanga - agreed

Is this his attempt at getting Selena back?

Yawn?

@PrincessOfTheOrient@xanga - mee tooo!!1

How come nobody has ever seen Justin Bieber and Hilary Swank photographed together? Coincidence?

the pants are a bit low and makes him look kind of shorter than usual. I like the top that’s going on and how he tried to incorporate the gold/yellow feel. tried…

Hahaha tribute to Britney and her snake at the VMAs? lol I love the Biebs.

well isn’t he the coolest cat…

@Dungeonbrownies@xanga - Pshaw, we’re cooler without the Biebs carrying his corn snake around

Selena Gomez must be so embarrassed to be dating such a pussy.

If you listen to the interview he gave, he sounds like an incredible twat. 

And thank you! I told my dad that his snake was named Johnson and it went over his head.

He looks like Rachel Maddow. lmao

Selena Gomez felt a little uneasy asking him what was his snake’s name she was like “ah!! stop!!!” hahahaha dirty sanc… dirty gomez

I’m more concerned with what he’s wearing,..wtf?

I guess the snake wanted his 15minutes of fame….or shame…….

Why would he bring a snake to the VMAs?
I’m sure Selena Gomez was like, “Ohhhh Emmmm Geee, I’m dating this moron?”

If the snake had gotten all agitated and bitten the shit out of him, you all know I would have laughed, right?

He looks… gross.  

@firetyger@xanga - True… but try convincing someone outside the eco evo dept hahaha