You might have heard about @Humblebrag, a Twitter account that Tweets (somewhat) modest brags submitted by people. Past “humble brags” include “Just got an email from Kanye West,” or “Just got recognized in London…weird.” But it was only a matter of time before some Twitter genius created a similar account, and oh boy I’m glad they did because it is hilarious. Introducing @Dumblebrag, a Twitter account where Hogwart’s favorite headmaster can post his own “humble brags,” or, in this case, “Dumble brags.”

Recent “Dumble brags” include: 

“My birthday used to mean thousands of owls in my office. Facebook extinguishes yet another magical life moment.” 

“My battle with gingivitis is a lot like my battle with Grindelwald. Except I defeated Grindelwald.”

“I hate the way I look in photographs. Probably why I turned down those offers to be Minister of Magic.”

“Forgot 3 of the uses of dragon’s blood. Had to google my own article.”

I can’t help but LOL at nearly all of these Tweets. @Dumblebrag has become one of my favorite new Twitter accounts. 

Will you follow @Dumblebrag on Twitter?