I was doing some gratuitous shoe shopping important blog research on Zappos last night when I started browsing through their new clothing section (who could forget the ads for it?). I was half-paying attention when I noticed a link where you could “shop by personality.”

Personality? Yes! I was scrolling through, hoping they had a section for “warm-hearted yet cynical,” when I saw something even more interesting: “hipster.” Yes, hipster is apparently a personality–so is “fashionista,” “outdoor style,” and “gal-on-the-go,” BTW– and here’s how Zappos wants you crazy hipster kids to dress.






Fleece cargo pants? I doubt those have ever grazed a calf in Williamsburg!

What do you think of Zappos’ hipster wardrobe? You can view the full set here.