For the past few months, the sexy Cowboys and Aliens star has been romantically linked to the likes of Justin Timberlake and Bradley Cooper. While the rumors have yet to be confirmed, Olivia Wilde has one definitive thing to say: there is already a man she considers her boyfriend, and it is her dog.
“Is it sad, that my dog is essentially the man in my life?” Wilde told People.
“He’s a great dog, but it’s funny because ever since I mentioned that he was my boyfriend, he gets way more swag than I ever have,” Wilde said. “I mean, truckloads arrive at the house for him. When he hears a car pull up, he just waits, like he knows it’s for him!”
The actress, who filed for divorce from former husband Tao Ruspoli earlier this year, recently revealed that she is having trouble with dating. She claims that the way 21st century relationships work, they are difficult to understand. And I guess when you are feeling lonely, a dog is the best companion.
[via Digital Spy]
hydrangea / 60 posts
That’s not sad. Animals make great friends.
But, hey. Olivia, I’ll date you if you’re cool with polyamory and into women.
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When I was single my dogs were more like my kids than my boyfriend. It was hard to find a place to live because I had them and honestly, some guys didn’t want to date me because I have two dogs. Weirdos.
Saying your dog is like your boyfriend just makes me think of that story about the lady who died after having sex with a dog… ew! lol
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I don’t consider them a significant other, but it’s nice to always have a friend you can count on.
Yesterday I was pissed off about work, so I got over it by taking the dog for a walk and watching her be happy at the park. With certain friends, when you’re pissed off, they add their own anger to your anger, and then the comradery of being angry about the same thing makes it bearable. But with my dog, she just overwhelms my anger with joy and then I forget that I was pissed.
It also helps that this dog was already incredibly behaved when we found her ’cause if she was a handful who broke stuff, shat all over the place, and bit people, I probably wouldn’t react so well to her enjoyment.
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I love dogs immensely, but I still wouldn’t phrase it in quite that way.
ranunculus / 3457 posts
Bestiality fetishists everywhere just came.
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They are more like children than a SO. That’s cute.
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To Ms.Wilde,
you you like to grab a coffee or bite one day?!?!?! =D