Today in NOT service-y, Spanx has come out with an activewear line that is “super comfortable and super effective.” Huffing and puffing as sweat seeps into the overpriced Elastane that’s suffocating my thighs? WHERE DO I SIGN.

You can pick from items like the “shaping compression shorts,” $68 (above), or the hourglass racerback, also $68:


Don’t worry, there are some pants for $118 if you want to drop triple digits! And also, Spanx socks, to help tame those embarrassing foot muffin tops. I know that’s what I think about at the gym. [via Jezebel]