Who knew? People writes that Crystal Harris, the runaway bride of ladies man Hugh Hefner, dissed Hef on Howard Stern's radio show saying that he lasted "like two seconds" and that she's "not turned on by Hef."
Don't worry, Crystal, no one ever thought you were.
Hef, in retaliation, tweeted: "Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don't know why. Maybe a new boyfriend?" Although Hef insists that his feelings for Crystal were real, he's also tweeted that he feels sorry for her and is happier now with his two new girlfriends.
This is so bizarre. I want to side with Hef, because obviously Crystal was just a gold-digger, but Hef, you're, like, almost 80. Shouldn't you be a little wiser by now?
Do you think Crystal was lying about Hef's sex fails? Whose side are you on?