Lovelyish

Well no shit, he’s like 80 years old… I mean, really, what do you expect?

Hef’s probably double-downing Viagra, giving him a heffer.

#obviousfacts

I care less about whether he was good or bad and more about how trashy it is to air your dirty laundry.

well duh! I don’t think I’ve ever gotten all hot and bothered looking at a wrinkly old man.

i can’t believe she slept with him! #awkward

Of course he is! His contemporaries are buried in pyramids…

@suggestivetongue@xanga - Yep! Agreed.

He’s in his 80′s and  he’s tweeting?!?! Twitter is like passing notes in Jr High school.. HE should have outgrown that by now if anyone.

It just makes her look bad. You don’t air out private details like that.

hefs of course. she sounds like one of those people that become bitchy after a relationship that disses their former partner to seem above them. maybe hoping people will have pity on her. this woman. -_- 

I don’t think she was lying. He’s fucking old, of course he can’t get it down anymore. But despite that, it was trashy of her to be badmouthing him on the radio.

Some playmates have said that he’s “like a dead fish” so I don’t doubt what she said.

I don’t like either of them, so I’m not on either side. I’m just amused. I find it believable, since he’s as old as time itself.

Whether or not he was good in bed, she shouldn’t kiss and tell.  I don’t think she is lying, but slinging mud won’t get her anywhere.  Damn, I hope I can just still walk at 85 let alone do the dirty deed.

This is so far from the first time I’ve heard of quotes from bunnies and other exes of Hef’s saying he’s horrible in bed… some have even described him as “laying there like a dead fish”, so no, I’m not surprised. 

@shiyaaa@xanga - just read this! i had said this as well…yes, many others have said he’s bad before too.

@babybug329@xanga - I agree with you. It clearly just exemplifies the real reason she was with him. But, frankly, I don’t care. 

@suggestivetongue@xanga – But your site is the epitome of trashy, then again, so is mine, but..

I’ve heard the same rumors that Playmates said he was bad in bed. Maybe he was good at one point, but he’s eighty now. A woman with him shouldn’t expect to have a rocking sex life unless they want to do all the work or mind calling 911 when he breaks a hip.

One word. Ew.

I’m on no one’s side. Crystal and Hef used each other for their own personal gains. That’s all there is to it.

she agreed to go on the howard stern show, so what else do they talk about there some people sacrifice their integrity to be famous. kissing and telling wasn’t nasty as actually sleeping with him in the first place. her choice but still…

crystal might be a gold digger but what else does hef expect…that his gfs are actually sexually attracted he knew they are after money and fame. he’s after some young booty. mutual deal. don’t like it, breakup and that’s what she did.

I personally love Hef….that bitch is a dirty skank.

“…& is happier now with his two new girlfriends.”

LOLOL.  This entire situation is just ridonkulous, my b

Haha, he’s pretty ancient, I doubt she was lying about his poor performance in bed

Ew thanks for making me picture Hef doing it! Gross. 

@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - you’res isn’t trashy. however i agree with your comment about hers,

Quite trashy. You never air dirty laundry like that even if its obvious. 

They both need to grow up and shut up. There are WAY more important issues than them, and they can’t seem to wrap their heads around that. No one cares that a gold digger went after yet ANOTHER pedophile of a man.

childish chick :/

im not turned on by stupid sluts who marry old guys for fame and money.

she shames womankind.

@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - @mangocait@xanga - There’s a huge difference between being open about sex and exposing how good or bad a particular person was in bed…

At his age, if he can do it AT ALL is a miracle!

I’m not surprised by Hef’s performance because he’s 80. If she was thinking she was going to get more than that, she is really as dumb as she looks.

dude, I probably would have only lasted “like two seconds” if I had a chance with her too ;P

anyway. he’s older than my grandfather, so I’m sure he’s probably not that great in bed.

@RestlessPhoenix@xanga - people have the right to talk about their vags, relationships, or what the fuck ever. But society still considers it trashy.

What a whore. Shut the hell up about your man. Even if he is from the crypt, KEEP IT IN YOUR HEAD YOU MORON.

I imagine it would be a lot like fucking a prune, but I’d probably do it for billions of dollars too :/

@WhimsicalOphelia@xanga - Or get it up…

Of course he’s not good in bed….HE’S 135 YEARS OLD, DURRRR.  What did you expect, dumbass?  I don’t really have a side to go with because neither one is very good.  She’s just another tan, blonde, huge-titted golddigger and he’s a geriatric ladies’ man that needs to quit cradle-robbing and face the reality of the passage of time.

I adore hef and crystal harris is just another gal who wants attention

Embarrassing for her for two reasons. (1) That she would say something so private, and (2) that she slept with him in the first place…

But also, it’s no surprise- assuming it’s true -that he’s bad in bed. She probably has to do all the work. Ugh. The things people do for status.

Crystal isn’t the first playmate to say that. So i could believe her. She has NOTHING to lose. She made her money, and has a relationship now. Yes, she was probably going to marry hef for the money but she prob had a change of heart. Whatever.

Sweet, now hot 20-year-olds will think twice about jumping in bed with a multimillionaire who will make them rich and famous. After all, he’s not good at sex, so what would be the point of sleeping with him. STATUS OF WORLD: SAFE.

@mangocait@xanga - …I think taking an opportunity to gang up on a girl about her blog on a completely unrelated post is a lot more trashy then talking about sex. No need to lose all your class on the internet just to prove a point.

I thiiinkkkk Crystal is a bitch and Hef is a creep. You get what you attract <3

Even if Hef’s a disappointment in bed, she shouldn’t have said anything… quite frankly, I think a majority of the population of the world figured he was bad; he’s getting quite old.. but he’s still the man!

OH REALLY? No one could have ever guessed that one… but really though he’s old enough to be her grandpa why would she sleep with him. He gets lots of credit though for being 83 and soldiering on, haha.

@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - Thank you.