Who wouldn’t want to swim in something that screams “I just got married!”? At Fashion Swim Week 2012 in Miami, Beach Bunny Swimwear debuted Beach Bunny Bride, the first ever bridal bathing suit line. I’m having trouble figuring out if they’re for the honeymoon, or for (slightly exhibitionist) weddings on the beach. 

Some are rather cute and regular looking, but leave me wondering why you wouldn’t just get a white bathing suit on the cheap at Old Navy or the like. They may not be decked out in Swarovski crystals, but I don’t think fellow beachgoers will mind.

 

But then there’s…

 

Uh, lingerie?

 

I’m not really understanding the dude in scuba gear.

 

Because, clearly, your butt is a present.

 

…I don’t even know.

What do you think of the bridal bathing suits, Lovelies?