Hey, did you guys know that Ty still makes Beanie Babies? Yeah! And did you also know that since the days when we all had the turtle one and the elephant one and whatever, Ty has hatched up some seriously creeptastic new “animals”? It’s about to get very uncuddly in here.

“King Julien” is the stuff of nightmares. (above)


“Gimmy” (available only in Sweden, THANK GOD)


“Buck the Weasel” (painfully forced catch phrase: “It’s Buck Time!”)


“Alex the Lion” (who is purportedly the “king of mane” — did Ty just make a Police reference?)


“Swiper the Fox” (“Swiper, no swiping! Oh, mannn!” — lol, wut)


“Skipper the Penguin” (“Smiles…all smiles”…all creepy smiles! BAH)


“Mort the mouse lemur” is looking directly into my soul.