Lovelyish

umm ouch

what the…?! what woman would be willing to do that? not only to have a terrorist bomb in you that can accidently detonate, but to ruin your breast implants that you probably spent thousands of dollars on!

You know what? Fuck it. Don’t let anyone fly on a fucking plane anymore because seriously, people are just going to get more and more paranoid until they start requiring full cavity searches for all passengers as well as background checks and god knows what else.

There’s always going to be a way to get around security. There’s always going to be someone smarter than the people who develop the security to get around it. Coming up with new security measures is just giving them a challenge — and then we just start some fucking security arms race. Fuck planes. I’m not in the mood to be sexually harassed (what next? Squeezing tits to make sure they’re real and don’t contain BOMBS?) just so I can travel.

let’s see, normal, decent people don’t kill others.  That’s the majority; otherwise, we’d be a failed species, so why don’t we just let the psychos have their fair stab at the rest of us?  They can only kill so many.

Screw fear.

I wrote an Essay about this, and how willing terrorists will go to the extreme to beat the systems we have in place to protect our airways, and there is no preventive measure we can take to counter them. That being said, we are only inconveniencing ourselves by submitting to the vigorous security measures that are currently in place. America is so paranoid about the next terrorist attack, we have enabled the terrorists to gain power because we have altered our way of life. We have succumbed to their will. To look for that Essay here.

Yeah, soon TSA’s going to say they’re going to check women for bombs using their dick. 

Nope, this doesn’t scare me.
I am sooo tired of the “precautions” that we have to take when flying.  It’s getting ridiculous, terrorists are always going to find a way through.  I’m not saying there shouldn’t be ANY precautions, but it’s becoming ridiculous.  Terrorists have won if we have to go through an extreme hassle when flying + if we fly in fear. 

Does anyone find it ironic that terrorist organizations usually have some sort of cry of “hating our way of life” yet are using breast implants to get their explosives on planes?

O__o

This is a story made up so TSA agents could find an excuse to grab titties.

I’m not afraid of the bombs, I’m afraid of the people trying to assault me because I want to fly. Touch my breasts and I’ll fucking knock your head off.

@blondiedeam@xanga - you’d be surprised :/.

This isn’t new. They’ve been doing that for years – including butt implants as well.

while they are busy securing the airports, the terrorists are probably training dolphins to transport them like submarines to plant bombs in marine mammals, such as on killer whales to attack and destroy ships. try preventing that I should be a movie screen writer, I know

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@blondiedeam@xanga - lol if you were a woman actually willing to get breast implants, I doubt you’d be willing to put bombs in them. They’re coerced into it, if anything.

@thepsychoticraccoon@xanga - everyone says that until they’re stuck on a plane with a terrorist… then they start going, “WHY DIDN’T YOU SEARCH MORE CAREFULLY?!”

Haha, not scary or believable at all. If someone was stupid enough to get implants with bombs in them, I’d hope they’d explode before the woman even got to the airport.

I think airport security is pretty stupid these days. It’ll never be 100% full proof. The chance of dying from a terrorist attack is extremely low, and this fact hasn’t changed even since recent terrorist incidence over the past decade. Scan my luggage, put me through a metal detector like before, and rid ourselves of this silly hysteria. Civil liberties are more important, and they’re being stripped away by governments using terrorists as an excuse to do so.

They’ve been doing this for awhile. The Chechen Black Widows have made it famous.

@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - Better trademark that shit, someone might steal your ideas! xD

@ericalucia - lol hopefully quentin tarantino reads this and makes a cool movie I don’t mind if he uses this idea. I kinda adapted the idea from the ace ventura pet detective and pinocchio movies:P

hahaha LMAO, you believe FOX NEWS? wow, i remember those days when they had the “DIY protect your home from a bio-chemical bomb” when the whole sadam hussein charade was going on, they had a whole morning show on how to “properly” duct tape your windows and ventilation so that “america doesnt die when sadam hussien hits us with the weapons of mass destruction,” they were serious-faced when making comments like “we are going to go back to the ice age when we get bombed” lolz….

i havent believed fox since that day.

next time i travel, i’ll ask the tsa, how do they feel? just like the real ones, or can you tell the difference? and then i’ll make a post about it on my xanga page

@Diary_of_a_fatman@xanga - Very true. We let fear and paranoia control our lives. It’s sad.

@blondiedeam@xanga - 

Sadly… who says they have to be willing, it is a sad, but true fact.

I’m still going to Germany and back.

I’m not afraid to travel, but I am tired of the TSA and their supporters trying to justify themselves by making us terrified.

One of those days down the road, “Attention all passengers, all screening machines have malfunctioned and we’ll need to do the screening by hand. We’re sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.”

@blondiedeam@xanga - a willing woman, as in a woman willing to DIE for the cause. After that thing explodes the point is that no one will be left alive

@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - yup. because ALL tsa agents adore grabbing tits. Even ones on fat, sweaty, grouchy, unbathed women. Hell, they probably signed up for the job because they’d even have to pat down fat guys with man boobs too! Seriously, the people in tsa do not sign up for the job so they can touch people, they do it because it’s a job. 

@thepsychoticraccoon@xanga - well i’m sorry, but i’d rather be patted down then die in mid air because a few people think they’re being violated. I remember when everyone was in an uproar because you had to remove your shoes once upon a time. That year, my mother took a trip to france with her brass band and ended up STANDING BEHIND A MAN WHO HAD BOMBS IN HIS SHOES at the security gate. This stuff is real, it can happen to anyone at anytime. I am going to be safe when I travel, not sorry. 

@labyrinthbound08@xanga - mmm man boobs… Wait, what?

sounds.. insane

ehhh I guess this will make less girls want to have implants?! So we won’t get accused of being a terrorist?! … just kidding. but this does sound kinda scary… = = I already hate traveling because of airport security… now maybe I will hate it even more. ~ Not saying they’re not trying to do their job, I just want to avoid travel as much as possible.